Darbie is, still, the only person I
know who has EVER "whirling
dervishied" someone for me... it all
started when a boy I had a crush on
was dancing with another girl, in a
plan devized all by herself, Darbie
spun in a human tornado, thant knocked
the girl right on her ass...
additionally Darbie is able to craft
wood clogs from scratch, and speaks
fluent native american.
Pinkerstein...One in a million, I tell you. Last
night during a vicious round of 'Would you
Rather...' Pinkie said all she really wants in
life is a CRAZY-short bowl cut that shows off
her cutie ears. I thought, 'uh oh, this chick's
cuckoo-cuckoo." And then I thought, "I
dunno, that Prince Valiant's ugly baby-do is
kinda okay." But then I knew Darble had
lost her Marble later when I asked her if I
was ever in a heinous accident, would she
not only wheel me up flights of rickety stairs
to house parties, but would she also
change my poopie diapers. And she said,
without a moment's hesitaton....YES.
To all you shit-bucket friendsters out there:
Darbie Pinkie is the Best, So F#@K the
Rest.
I knew Darbie since elementary school. Our
older brothers were in the same grade. She
used to go out with Jeff Nunemaker in second
grade. In Middle School Darbie was captain of
the cheerleading team. In high school, she
was so not a cheerleader. She got bangs one
year of high school. When I was a junior she
came to the Snowball with me. I don't think
she really wanted to come. She went to art
school. I bumped into her in Soho one night.
in our hey-day, we unknowingly
"convinced" the general masses that
we were a couple of muff-divers.
now that's something Ripley can't
even believe. darbie pinkie never
judges me when I "lazy-eat" grade D
coffee cake. I never judge her when
she tries to mount me in her sleep
instead I try my hardest not to be
insulted when she doesn't
remember it the next morning.
soooo cuuuuuute.
If there was a zoo for party animals,
Darbie would be the only exhibit... if
I have ever been too tired (lame) to go
out, I could count that Darbie would
have fashioned a beer helmet for my
head and dragged me behind in a red
flyer until I saw the light... my
favorite...
one of your favorite tv shows is unsolved
mysteries? that is so funny. i'm picturing
you all curled up on a couch anxiously on
the edge of your seat awaiting the
conclusion of the show, and dialing up the
free hotline everytime you see a suspicious
looking waitress in a diner. darbie is not
your average kind of charming.
know who has EVER "whirling
dervishied" someone for me... it all
started when a boy I had a crush on
was dancing with another girl, in a
plan devized all by herself, Darbie
spun in a human tornado, thant knocked
the girl right on her ass...
additionally Darbie is able to craft
wood clogs from scratch, and speaks
fluent native american.
night during a vicious round of 'Would you
Rather...' Pinkie said all she really wants in
life is a CRAZY-short bowl cut that shows off
her cutie ears. I thought, 'uh oh, this chick's
cuckoo-cuckoo." And then I thought, "I
dunno, that Prince Valiant's ugly baby-do is
kinda okay." But then I knew Darble had
lost her Marble later when I asked her if I
was ever in a heinous accident, would she
not only wheel me up flights of rickety stairs
to house parties, but would she also
change my poopie diapers. And she said,
without a moment's hesitaton....YES.
To all you shit-bucket friendsters out there:
Darbie Pinkie is the Best, So F#@K the
Rest.
older brothers were in the same grade. She
used to go out with Jeff Nunemaker in second
grade. In Middle School Darbie was captain of
the cheerleading team. In high school, she
was so not a cheerleader. She got bangs one
year of high school. When I was a junior she
came to the Snowball with me. I don't think
she really wanted to come. She went to art
school. I bumped into her in Soho one night.
was standing next to her..she rocks!!!
"convinced" the general masses that
we were a couple of muff-divers.
now that's something Ripley can't
even believe. darbie pinkie never
judges me when I "lazy-eat" grade D
coffee cake. I never judge her when
she tries to mount me in her sleep
instead I try my hardest not to be
insulted when she doesn't
remember it the next morning.
soooo cuuuuuute.
girl"......ILY
Darbie would be the only exhibit... if
I have ever been too tired (lame) to go
out, I could count that Darbie would
have fashioned a beer helmet for my
head and dragged me behind in a red
flyer until I saw the light... my
favorite...
mysteries? that is so funny. i'm picturing
you all curled up on a couch anxiously on
the edge of your seat awaiting the
conclusion of the show, and dialing up the
free hotline everytime you see a suspicious
looking waitress in a diner. darbie is not
your average kind of charming.