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      "i like to write. i like to listen to music."

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      • Juan
      • Posted
      • i <3 kristen, shes more funner than a
        barrel full of monkeys in a fun factory
        on the planet funtron
      • Jon
      • Posted
      • kristens an emo chick!! she says she
        isnt but look at her selection
        on "music". brighteyes eats ass!
      • Lyndsay
      • Posted
      • smokin hot. i cut her hair.
      • Jon
      • Posted
      • While on mushrooms Kristen see
        rainbows. She works at a local album
        depot, and make no money. She likes to
        drink, a lot, like the rest of the
        poets and writers. Oh she likes to
        fight but doesn't know how to punch.
        What else can be said about Kristen.
        Dammit I needs more liquor.... Where's
        my 99Bananas?
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • I'm giving Kristen her 15 minutes of
        fame by having me write her a
        testimonial: Kristen is timid and quiet
        with exited eyes like a kitten on
        Speed. But her mouth becomes a frantic
        causeway of fucks when she gets drunk.
        And who does she come to when she wants
        inebriation? That's right, me. Kristen
        has at least the common sense to know
        Rob Roy has the booze ready to go.
        Ready to get into her blood. A party of
        white wine straight from the bottle.
        All for her white ass. Kristen knows
        that every party is a "bring your own
        booty event, even if her tender young
        age doesn't allow her to bring her own
        booze. She brings her own Rob Roy. She
        brings her own vulgarity and tirades
        about her love for the word fuck. The
        most versatile word in the English
        language. The word that is a
        contortionist, a chameleon, and a
        certain must in the vocabulary of
        Kristen. And really, her vernacular and
        syntax is quite unique. She won't like
        me to admit it but I can just sit back
        and listen to her for hours because no
        one speaks like Kristen - Drunk or
        Sober - because those are the two
        different Kristens, and I'm drunkenly
        delighted to be friends with both of
        them. In fact I am the worst influence
        on her. I exposed her to white wine. No
        she is certainly more akin to be under
        the influence. Even though I can drink
        her under the table in 15 minutes.
        Pitiful, isn't it?
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • kristen got way drunk on saturday. she
        hangs out with the kdvs guy.
      • Becca
      • Posted
      • kristen rocks the house!!! hahaha but
        really kristen is one of the coolest
        people i know (i had the coolest but i
        didnt want to offend anyone out there)
        ive known kristen since we were 2 so i
        know shes really not a freek. i highlu
        recommend trying to be her friend
        because it will make you a cooler
        person. hey im friends with
        kristen...look how cool it made me. : )
      • Lyndsay
      • Posted
      • i love kristen! she is an amazing
        person who is terribly generous. im so
        happy that we have become the friends
        that we are. we both share a lot of
        the same thoughts, as scary as they may
        be. she is a riot and thanks to me,
        she now parts her hair and has good
        taste in music aaah ha ha. kristen i
        loooooove you!!
      • kandi
      • Posted
      • CAUTION: along w/ being my kid sis, k*r is
        also among my best-friends, fuck w/ her, and
        i'll fsck you up and tear out your eyes w/ my
        broken pinky finger and piss in the remains
        of your eye cavity and it'll Burn like a
        biatch!...well, not that far, but you get the
        picture o:-)
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