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Samer
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
St. Louis
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Samer's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/697376
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Other education:
Tulane Universtiy, and a medical school to be named later.
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Occupation:
Bitter Medical School Student
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Affiliations:
Meat-eaters
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What I enjoy doing:
Anything that's crazy fun!, Angering protesters at Mardi Gras, Bicycling around with a Fedora and a cigar hanging askew from my mouth, Driving down the highway at 90 mph with my head out the window and Ride of the Valkyries blaring on the stereo, Oh yeah, and movies...I loooooove movies!
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Favorite Books:
The Stranger, A Moveable Feast, The Stand, Slaughter House FIve and Mother Night, Hamlet, Othello, Almost anything by the Bard, The Catcher in the Rye, Wating for Godot, All things O'Neil, and Where the Wild Things Are
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Favorite Movies:
If I had to list all the movies I loved we'd be here forever, So here are a few: The Godfather 1&2, Spartacus, The Producers, Heat, Tommy Boy, A Fish Called Wanda, Platoon, Casablanca
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Favorite Music:
Led Zeppelin, really anything that isn't whiny and no country music!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cheers, MASH, The Cosby Show, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, I Love Lucy, Friends, South Park
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About Me:
I'm your average rage filled kid from the suburbs. I'm from
St. Louis, a city that I love for its sports and hate for
its underdeveloped downtown and its social structure.
Also, it has an aberrant amount of crime in some parts for
a city of its size. I'm about 5'8", brown wavy hair, brown
eyes, a huge schnoz, I do in fact look a bit like the
Jason Biggs (cool hip Jim, rather than laid back Jim). I
like music and art, I would travel if I had any money, I
like to read. I also love my Playstation 2, which brings
me to my next point. I know Kung-Fu.
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Who I Want to Meet:
You must amuse me.
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didn't click "See all testimonials".
Ok, well, hopefully now I will have 3
testimonials.
realized that I had not yet written a testimonial
for Sam. This is unacceptable, so I will now
write one. Having just come from a social
gathering at which Sam stuck an entire wine
glass IN HIS MOUTH, I have to say that his
particular brand of humor, which I like to call
"Ridiculous Idiot", somehow never ceases to
make me cry from laughing so hard. If I had to
write a cooking recipe for Sam, it would read
somewhat like the following:
Ingredients:
2 cups fun (in powdered form, not liquid)
1 cup lack of social tact
12 1/2 gallon jugs of rage
13 heaping tablespoons of heavy sarcasm
mix together in large kettle (with Dremel), set
on fire
beast for about 2 years now. I have
fought with it; dremmeled with and
against it; burned it's villages,
women, homes. Seen them driven before
me. But still, he never stops. He is
very cunning and agressive, and that
means I need your help. Samer could be
the most dangerous man on the planet
today. I urge you, should you see do
not approach him, call one of our
shadowy agents to apprehend him.
Contact us at:
The United States Department of Shadowy
Governmental Stuff, Loud Crashing
Noises, Tearing Shit Up and Dick Cheney.
1 Rue de Anywhere
Saturday, Near Thursday, 326SW1
wondered about is where Sam's rage
comes from. Understand, I seriously
think that Sam is the second most rage
filled person I know. If it weren't
for the fact that he's not dramatic
enough I'd expect him to turn into Lou
Ferrigno every time the Cards lose to
the Cubs.
sums up everything that you need to
know about Sam. In this photo, we can
see Sam doing his joyous touchdown
celebration near (but not in) the
endzone of Harvard Stadium, Cambridge,
MA. Despite the fact that the stadium
is completely empty, that it is several
months past the close of the Harvard
football season, and despite the fact
that Sam lacks even opponents to taunt
with his celebration, we see that he is
a joyous figure who casts a larger than
life shadow in all settings, no matter
how legendary. Also, he has amazing
eyes. Girls love him for his eyes, for
some reason. Don't try to put him in a
belt though. He finds belts
restrictive, claiming that they
are "handcuffs for his waist."
"interests" section above is a joke,
but that's actually what he likes to do.
I would know, I lived with him. Also, it
should also read "Dremeling stuff".