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"I'm a recent newlywed. How recent? Very recent. You want me
to get more specific? I could get right down to the hour if..."
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Occupation:
D.J.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sketch Comedy, Improv, Humor, Funny, Ha ha, Political Science Debates, those hot dogs with the cheese already cooked in them, Hawaiian Shirts, Boobies, Twins Baseball, WWE, my beard, Spam, Dave Thomas
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Favorite Books:
Far Side Collections, Calvin and Hobbes Collections, Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley, The Bible, The Script Writer's Bible, The Bible According to Charile Brown, and How to Serve Humans
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Favorite Movies:
UHF, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Little Mermaid, Office Space, The Princess Bride, The Naked Gun, Stuart Saves his Family, So I Married an Ax Murderer, My Dinner with Blassie, It
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Favorite Music:
"Weird Al" Yankovic, Gregorian Monks, Flying Toasters, The Young Apostles, MC Hammer, Jewel, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Dixie Chicks, Amy Grant, Baseball Stadium Organ Music, Background Porno Music, WWE Entrance Music, T.A.T.U., and promotional j
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Al TV, Family Guy, The Oblongs, Saturday Night Live, Whose Line is it Anyway?, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, Sunday Night Sex Show, Mad TV, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Wacky Happy TV
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About Me:
I'm a recent newlywed. How recent? Very recent. You want me
to get more specific? I could get right down to the hour if
you wanted, but I won't. Why? Because if I did, I'd have to
re-update this stupid profile every hour or so. Which means
I'd have to get up in the middle of the night 8 or 9 times
just to do that, and I need my beauty sleep. Lots of it. Or
I just look dreadful. People- not anyone you know, but they
exist- like to say I'm funny. I like when people say that,
because then I don't have to hand them one of my business
cards that conveys that same message to them, and then I
can save them for people who don't recognize my sense of
humor as "funny." Business cards are damn expensive
nowadays, you know? Of course you don't, because why would
you need a business card? So everyone knows you're a
registered sex offender? Oh, I almost forgot: I have a
beard. And I like it. I have turned down job offers because
they have asked me to shave it. Damn Taco Bell.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I don't really want to meet anyone- unless you want to help
me out with my ultimate goal, that of course being a
success in the world of entertainment- so unless you think
you can make me a star, I'd rather just not even know that
you exist. That may sound harsh, but not as harsh as
killing your entire family. Not that I'd do that . . .
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favorite sidekick. He's never once
turned against me, and that's the only
reason why I like him. I also like him
because he is funny, and his wife is
extra friendly to me (probably because
she is a vegetarian). Oh, and one
time he cooked me a burrito.
had. Or wanted. But still, he is
probably about the funniest guy I have
met. (Keep in mind I don't get out
much.) Also, everybody likes Adam,
which is simultaneously annoying and
really cool. Someone famous once said
that a person's true worth can be
measured by the quality of the people
who chose them as a friend. Well,
knowing that someone as cool as Adam
chose to be my friend has always been
an honor for me. Despite the fact that
he throws around the words "yin"
and "yang" a little too casually for my
taste.
so hairy. Too bad.
I think I met this guy 3 or 4 times in
my life, but from reading what he
writes I feel like I know him. Great
guy, and hilarious! Glad I know him.
kill me!> I remember touring KZOW with
Woolhouse and his family on Scholarship
Day. Contrary to what he said my first
impression of him was, I don't remember
thinking he was funny but I know that I
had to have thought he was funny. 'Cuz
Adam is just funny. And he can edit
sports like a motha!
can easily make one laugh. Being
a 'commie' wouldn't have been the same
without him!