More About Lindsey
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Schools (Other):
the university of your mother
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Occupation:
www.sitandstaychicago.com
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Affiliations:
i'm affiliated with your mom
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Hobbies and Interests:
your mom
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Favorite Books:
oooh, is this where all the punks on this website prove how very CUUUULTURED they are? screw you. my faves - ramona & beezus, blubber, are u there g-d, anything suess, berenstein bears, babysitters club, sweet valley twins, where the red fern grows
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Favorite Movies:
oooh, is this where i get to show you how SMART i am? screw you. my faves: the sweetest thing, shawshank redemption, titanic, poltergeist, weird science, kissing jessica stein, beauty and the beast, blair witch, stir of echoes, the ring, labyrinth
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Favorite Music:
being a DJ, i embrace all music. BUT...what's in my car right now? annie lenox, john mayer, britney, justin, beyonce, lauryn hill, pink, no doubt, phantom soundtrack, n*sync, the greatest hits of yer mom.
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Favorite TV Shows:
oooh, is this where we get to prove how DIVERSE we are? screw you again. my faves: animal precinct, real world, blind date, autopsy, cribs, behind the music, i love the 80's, the look for less, brini maxwell, oprah, will & grace
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About Me:
nooooo, don't make me do this. ask if ya wanna know. K? k.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i've really wanted to meet your mom for some time now.
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Testimonials and Comments for Lindsey
"What can I say about (fill in the blank
here)?" No seriously... Lindsey and I
were on the same assembly line at
North Shore Conformo Tech. I knew
Lindsey during a time in my life when I
was controversial and out of place, and
my mind does not go back to that time
period with grace and ease. Lindsey
sticks out in my mind as my Hebrew
Angel, a beacon of light who's warmth I
treasured and to which I looked forward
regularly. I cannot
recall anyone who made me urinate so
much from laughing as she did. So I
guess the crux here is that those who
have lost their light and the
will/desire/ability to piss, Lindsey's your
gal... Always remember Sweetheart, if
the pizza hits the ground before you get
it, or you find a pubic hair in your pie,
you get HALF OFFA DA PIZZA!!!! Peace
and Madonna Bless, J-Ro
Tina Fey, no duo matches up to
Lindsey's impressive comedic exploits
as both the yin and yang of her multiple
personality disorder! Whoops...did I
just let the cat out of the bag on your
road act for 2010? Sorry! Anyway
keep on truckin...Pearlmania will rule
the nation someday!
She is the only woman I know who can
look just like a great dane while
humping the cutest boy in cast's leg...
She's beautiful and talented. I about
peed my pants the first time I saw her
masturbate with a dollar bill....If
you missed that one - it really was
your loss. blllleeeeee deeeee ddeeeee
person I know. Had I an ounce of her
lust for life, I would surely explode.
She is fearless on stage; a trait which
will serve her well on the quest for
theatrical and film glory. I can only
hope that some of her gumption will rub
off on me before "I Know What You Did
Last Shermer" closes. And if, for some
absurd reason, it isn't obvious from
the photo above, Lindsey is DROP DEAD
GORGEOUS, and I mean, like, PAINFULLY
so. In her presence, you will find it
hard not to drool. In fact, my
sublingual, submaxillary, and parotid
glands have ALL completely run dry
since the opening of "Shermer". I now
have to inject artificial saliva into
my cheek before every meal, or whenever
the urge to swallow strikes. It's okay,
though; up until three weeks ago, I was
a life-long, chronic drooler. But,
thanks to Lindsey, I no longer have to
wash my pillow case every other day.
I is for Indescribably Awesome (which
is why I'm resorting to a kindergarten
method of descriptor...)
N is for No Filter. None. She's got
no inner monologue and no fear.
S is for SOOOOOO PREEEEEEETTTTYYYYYY.
Have you SEEN her hair?
E is for Ever so Talented. ( she knows
BOTH harmony parts to More than Words
and most in not all of the entire score
to every Disney film written. WE're
still not sure if this is a good
thing... maybe, if Mickey Mouse went
round idly humping the universe.)
Y is for Yams. I don't know why. These
are mysteries of the universe so get
the fuck off my back, man!
I don't think I laugh as hard with
anyone as I do with Ms.
Perlman...Seriously. She makes my
insides tickle. In a... fun... kind of
way.
I luuuuuuurrrrve her!
had this dollar and she was all
like "Gimme the dollar, rrar rrrarr,
Gimme Dollar!", And I was like "No."
And her arms were doing that grabbity
snatchy thing she does. She sure did
want that dollar.
Carrie Bradshaw to my gay male Carrie
Bradshaw and thats why i love her to
death. she amazes me at how she can
make me laugh by saying any
word....there's something about this
girl. there is so much life behind her
eyes!
She's FABULOUS BABY!!! so BITE MY A**