• Zenna Wise

      "Ummm....quirky....that's a good word.... I can be bouncing off the walls one minute, and having a deep conversation..."

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      • Posted
      • Ohmygod so Zenna is AWESOME! I
        LOVE working with this woman. She
        has this amazing ability to be retard-
        sexy. She makes it work. I love
        watching her on stage and working with
        her off stage. It's the best when she's
        had one too many and her filter flies
        right out the window......love this lady!!
      • Bill
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      • Zenna was the girl I sat next to in my
        first acting class. She smiled at me
        and said hi. Being older than most, I
        was a tad insecure taht day. As time
        passed, Zenna got WEIRD. Thank heavens,
        as she would go to weird tangents. When
        Shawn and myself were invited to her
        home in Galena, we went to see her
        current boytoy in a show. Based on one
        guy's overacting, Shawn and I never
        laughed so hard in our lives at this
        guy.

        She remained cool though, and we went
        to get a movie afterwards. I then saw
        her laughing in a VHS(!) aisle, and she
        had a movie in her had.

        It was an Ilsa movie, which was a
        dominatrix Central European figure in
        the 1940's during wartime. I told her I
        already saw her stuff, and she screamed
        and laughed so hard. That gal is flat
        out good folk, and she can really have
        a good conversation, whether over
        coffee or Keystone Light. Fabulous.
      • Chad
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      • I am so incredibly in love with my wife
        sometimes I can't stand it. It just
        goes to show that good things can
        happen to bad people. I mean c'mon...
        had you told me 7 years ago whose ring
        I'd be wearing, I would have made
        some 'psshh' noise and left you in the
        wake of my billowing black duster. But
        here I am with a true partner in every
        sense of the word. The patience of Job
        and an ass that won't quit. I just keep
        waiting for the other shoe to drop...
      • Alicia
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      • I noticed that Zenna left off one of
        her very, very important affliations:
        a secret society called F.A.M.
        That's "F" as in...no, wait,I'm not
        going to say what it stands for. It's
        still very hush-hush. Anyway, it was
        like a "sorority" comprised of about 5
        of us freshman girls. We'd meet in
        darkened empty classrooms and perform
        rituals, plan elaborate schemes,
        and...okay, mainly we talked about
        boys. But there WAS some schemeing,
        I'm sure of it. There was also maybe
        some poetry read aloud, I don't know,
        I blocked that out.

        The "F" stands for...no, no, I can't.

        Anyway, we really never achieved our
        world domination goals, but we had
        some memorable evenings at least. So
        tonight I raise my glass to Zenna, and
        to F.H.M., the best and only secret
        society I've ever been part of.

        The "F" stands for "farting".
      • Posted
      • Right now, I'm singing "Rainbow
        Connection" just like Kermy... and it's
        all for you Zenna! I love this lady's
        smile, laugh and pronunciation of words
        using a German dialect! Yaah... Das
        Great! Hilda!!!! She also happens to
        have been voted "most likely to marry a
        man named Fritz" BEATIFU
      • Lisa
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      • In an audition once, Zenna's character
        told my character to sit down. I
        plopped down in the chair and it fell
        over backwards. Without skipping a
        beat, she added a line "get up" and
        lifted my chair (with me still in it)
        to a safe upright position. I walked
        out of the room bewildered and I do
        believe that she got the part. A
        talented actress, a truly sweet
        individual, a beautiful flower, but
        definitely not one of those smelly
        Marigolds.
      • Erez
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      • I SWEAR TO THE LORDY LORD JESUS THAT IT
        WAS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. Besides
        being absolutly fabulous and gorgeous
        that girls makes me laught everyday.
        Whether its onstage or in the dressing
        room when we're getting NEKED
        together...but not together. No need to
        worry Chad, i know she's urs and im
        trying to deal with it the best way i
        can. im taking all the pictures of her
        off my wall. and im gonna stop cutting
        her eyes out of the picture. What a
        tangled web we weave. Anywho, i hope at
        some point i get to act onstage with
        this girl instead of just taking a
        curtain call with her.
        MWAH!!!
      • Ari
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      • BEHOLD!!! Zenna: QUEEN of the New
        Millennium; LOVER of The Wise One;
        GODDESS of All Things Funny. SHE is the
        famous angel that showed mercy upon the
        foolish Warclubbed One who strayed.
        Zenna: a bel esprit. Zenna: SHE who has
        achieved the ne plus ultra of stage
        shtick; SHE who strikes all mortal men
        DUMB with her breathtaking pulchritude;
        SHE who compels me to write in the
        voice of a besotted, third-rate Greek
        Chorus. Zenna: SHE who could whip
        Xena's arse ANY day. Not having
        encountered Zenna, the QUEEN, the
        LOVER, the GODDESS, is akin to not
        having encountered hot fudge on a scoop
        of vanilla ice cream; akin to not
        having experienced a slice of Lou
        Malnati's deep dish pizza WITH the
        butter crust, or, for that matter, an
        Auntie Anne's cinnamon-sugar soft
        pretzel hot from the oven, or, for that
        matter, a clean shave from a Gillette
        Mach3 disposable razor; or, for that
        matter, sex in a giant vat of Reese's
        creamy peanut butter. Wholly as a
        result of knowing Zenna, I can do
        without all of these aforementioned
        pleasures. YES, she is THAT good.
      • Ian
      • Posted
      • What can I say about Zenna? Well, she does
        have great thumbs. I'll give her that. She
        talks them up quite a bit, a lot really, but they
        really are quite nice. Yeah, she makes sure
        they get P,Lenty of screen time. Well I guess I
        would too if I'd had that much work done,
        OH!! Did I say that? On Her Cuticles, yes,
        they're really quite shiny.


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