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      • Jesi Jean
      • Posted
      • Hey thanks for the party and the free beer.
        Sorry i didn't get to say bye. You know,
        people, places, yatta yatta.
      • Lindsay
      • Posted
      • Paul, you may not be aware of this,
        but you aren't who you think you are.
        You see, when I was young, very
        VERY young, I met a man named
        Ron Jeremy. Your parents, and they
        ARE your parents, don't get me
        wrong- anyone that loved and cared
        for you as much as they did certainly
        earned that title- asked me and Ron
        to wait until you were old enough to
        handle it. Well, little man, I think you
        are ready to understand how
        complicated life can be and why
        sometimes we have to make hard
        decisions. Not a day has gone by
        since the day you were born that I
        haven't thought of you. And I have
        never been prouder of you than
        now; even when you showed me
        how you can lick your own eyebrows
        or when you showed me your toilet
        cam or when you invented that new
        kind of cheese. You remind me so
        much of your father. I love you, son.
      • Garrett
      • Posted
      • God, you're looking good Paul. I
        remember the night I proposed to
        Lindsay and you came running in
        asking, "Am I too late?!" I'm wondering
        now if I didn't make the wrong decision.
        Paul, you had me at "Am". I miss that
        sweet, fuzzy tummy of yours. I could
        really use one of your
        patented 'backrubs' right about now.
        Mmmm. Grrrrroooww!
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • You wanna know what the new flava for 2004 is?
        Paul's spinal meningitis.
      • Sasha
      • Posted
      • Naj and i were trapped in a cave in Bagladesh,
        neither of us knew how we got there, we had
        been in a Rubber kid pool playing marco polo;
        he splashed water in my eyes and next thing
        we knew we were in this frigging cave. So,
        we're trapped...and Naj turns to me and says,
        "Sash, this is your fault.", and i say, " F U Naj!,
        You always say that! " And he says, "Well,
        .....it's always your fault"...and i say, "i'm not
        talking to you anymore", and he says, "FINE!"
        We're still in that cave right now......at least we
        have the internet so we can write testimonials
        about each other. It's really not so bad. "Hey
        Naj, pass the fritos!"
      • Jordan
      • Posted
      • well, apparently i met paul in the war.
        and apparently i was some sort of
        badass. and you know what? even though
        he didn't turn out to be british, i'd
        save him again. you know why? cause
        he's totally save-worthy. and i'm glad
        he's my friend. i don't run around
        saving just anybody, so i think that
        speaks pretty highly of paul.
        yes, yes it does.
      • Sasha
      • Posted
      • I only recently met the Stinger, but i allready know
        that i love him...i love him long time!
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • It was a dreary night in November
        that we beheld the accomplishment
        of our toils. For months we had
        labored to build the artificial man --
        the "Golem", as Paul called it -- from
        a combination of materials: clay,
        blood, human excrement, and
        various totems of our enemies
        (strands of hair, scraps of clothing).
        Then, as I invoked the dark forces
        with my chanting, Paul used a
        ceremonial "instrument (in actuality,
        a rusty absinthe spoon that we had
        lying around following one of our
        many drunken parties) to carve the
        ancient Hebrew symbol for Life into
        the forehead of the towering, 25-foot
        tall creature. It was already one in the
        morning; the rain pattered dismally
        against the panes, and my candle
        was nearly burnt out. Now, in the
        glimmer of the half-extinguished
        light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the
        creature open; it breathed hard, and
        a convulsive motion agitated its
        limbs. Then it turned its face to us,
        and we could both clearly see that it
        was insane. Perhaps we had erred
        in our construction of the beast;
        perhaps it was maddened from
        being thrust into this world by its
        hideous birth. Regardless, the
        abomination was clearly ready to
        wreak havoc and destruction; not
        only on those who opposed us, but
        on the very fabric of being itself.
        Then, as the Golem's mouth opened
        and a dreadful, soul-wrenching roar
        emitted from its lips, the sound rising
        up like the end of the world, Paul and
        I looked at each other and at the
        same time we were both like:
        "Awesome.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • Paul is beautiful, man, just
        beautiful - inside and out. Talk about
        someone who knows how to have a good
        time. The party is with Paul
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • There is very little that can be said
        about Paul that hasn't already been
        said, except for this. He's
        BRILLIANT. You have to get to know
        him. Now! What are you waiting for??

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