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"my cat's breath smells like cat food"
More about Jeff
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Occupation:
if it actually paid, i'd say rock guy
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Hobbies and Interests:
rock music, baseball, world domination
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Favorite Books:
Breakfast of Champions
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Se7en
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Turbonegro, Elliott Smith, Coldplay, R.E.M., Mars Volta, Portishead
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Law & Order, The Cosby Show
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About Me:
my cat's breath smells like cat food
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Who I Want to Meet:
Derek Jeter, Bill Cosby
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butt". His stage gyrations make the
ladies swoon and are obviously made of
a magic that no pair of levis could
ever hope to contain.
do hereby solemnly swear to refrain
from poking fun at, taunting
mercilessly and sending quick-witted,
sarcastic, cutting comments in jeff
b.'s general direction... even though
he makes it so incredibly easy to shoot
him down that it hurts not to do so.
(lowering hand) (wink)
after jeff has taken my dignity and
liver.
do!!
There are only a few things that I would not
do for him.....but here are some of the
following:
use a bathroom stall directly after him
take a bullet anywhere on my body
eat day old doughnuts
pull a splinter out of his finger
you get the picture
love ya bro
balls)... call him in to pinch hit, but
not for relief pitching... is that a
regulation yellow wiffleball bat in
your sweats, or are you just happy to
see me?
grow weird facial hair. but i love
him and his antics
when he was on tour. i love this guy.
he is my special friend...wink...wink.
good art. he masters each tune. i
love when we spoon.
he is a little strange even to the
point of scaring me sometimes, but, he
knows an embarassing story or two about
me so I will stop.