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"in terms of career aspirations, i hope to one day find a large box of money. i identify with the waponi tribe of polynesia..."
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Schools (Other):
george washington
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Hobbies and Interests:
paste.
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Favorite Books:
jack kerouac, james joyce, kurt vonnegut, chuck palahniuk, b.e. ellis, seamus heaney, poe, dave eggers
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Favorite Movies:
magnolia, me you and everyone we know, joe versus the volcano, dallas 362, tarnation, sleepy hollow, e.t., repo man, parenthood, young guns, mallrats, newsies, wonder boys, eternal sunshine, anything with christopher walken, bill and ted, cat on a hot tin roof, i heart huckabees, dig!, loser's lounge
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Favorite Music:
pearl jam, elliott smith, danny elfman, jon brion, the shins, beastie boys, heatmiser, magnetic fields, beck, neutral milk hotel, journey, justin timberlake, the newsies soundtrack
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Favorite TV Shows:
the state, the x-files, sports night, newsradio, the office, bobby's world, hong kong phooey, count duckula, mr. show, roseanne, arrested development
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
in terms of career aspirations, i hope to one day find a large box of money. i identify with the waponi tribe of polynesia because i too love orange soda and have no sense of direction.
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Who I Want to Meet:
pool players.
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of his birth, let me say that andrew is IT.
not IT, like when you were in elementary
school and IT meant sex. better than
that. and not IT like information
technology. better than that, too. andrew
is better than sex and the internet. wait,
maybe i mean andrew's better than
cybersex. uh . . wait. this testimonial ran
away with me. but that's the thing, even
if i somehow implicated myself in a
giant internet cybersex ring (which i'm
so totally NOT involved with), andrew
would still be my friend. you should be
so lucky.
ask for. He puts up with my blonde
moments, is always down for a game of
pool, and is willing to hold back my hair
when I puke. Basically he rocks!
account for me.....and it fucking
rocks......so anyways, today i was at
work, and i bent over and farted, and
then i handed this guy his broccollini
melange, and i think he smelled it....my
fart...but then seriously, i was all
like, what i dont care if you smell my
farts, even if it is dean and
deluca.........
-so yeah, i have a rash.
i think thats it....this is awesome...i
feel so good about myself now that im on
friendster, andrew is my roomate......
i sleep next to him.....
spinning around poles, outwardly
giving lap dances, and showing off
dance moves that would give justin
timberlake (JT) a run for his money.
i'm pretty sure sobriety was his best
friend that evening. but aside from
being a shoo-in for MTV's next beach
dance party try outs, andrew is the
only person to have ever nonchalantly
choir ariel's "ah ah ahhh" pinacle
moment from The Little Mermaid into
conversation. i'm sure he doesn't
remember doing it, but he did, and it
was amazing.
and my love for him glows white-hot.
have a kooshball and....i don't
know...kooshballs are pretty cool. nah,
on second thought andrew's much better.
if you throw him up in the air, he
makes noise.
total opposite from Andrew. They are
fun for all ages, as is Andrew, but he
can't be replaced by a new fangled toy.
Although, if he was as small as a koosh
ball i would put him in my bag and
bring him everywhere.
koosh ball!!! like, a couple times
more fun at least! no really, andrew
is a wonderful red headed boy who is
always a delight to be around. He
makes me laugh and laugh and laugh and
reminds me of the good old days back in
CH. but i think my favorite thing
about andrew are the silly voices and
accents he does and when he dances like
jamiroquai. nothing but good memories
=D