Jeffrey P

Beaver Dam High, UW-Madison, MATC, UW-Whitewater

go-getter

formerly associated with the Mafia through the Porn business, former card-carrying MMBT member, reserve member of the Martha Plimptonites

finding the right affordable Russian wife through friendster, NYC adventures, 1939 New York World's Fair, movie-making, lounge bars, art, architecture, digital-photography, photographs of buildings which no longer exist, my iPod, Aquaman, wacky silver-age superman stuff, lots of other shit you probably wouldn't like

Adbusters, God Is A Verb, City of Glass, Aquaman Archives, Paris in the Twentieth Century, Time Machine, Frankenstein, Very Last Virgin At Hobeck High, No Logo, Crisis on Infinite Earths, Wrinkle In Time, Ghostworld, House of Leaves, The Hidden Cave, Supergirl Archives, Official Slacker Handbook, Complete Peanuts 1950-52, 1953-54, 1955-56, 1957-58, Guide to Architecture Schools

The Blue Lagoon (with BOTH commentaries by Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins!), The Decalogue, The Electric Grandmother, Royal Tenenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Lost In Translation, Charlie the Lonesome Cougar, Pecker, Mulholland Drive, Sixteen Candles, Grey Gardens, Slacker, Ed Wood, Happiness, Heathers, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Gattaca, any Alfred Hitchcock film, those darn Lord of the Rings movies, any Almodovar, Cinderella, Serial Mom, Back to School, Short Cuts, In the Mood, Irma Vep, Over the Edge, Batman Returns, Metropolis, Kill Bill, Spellbound

Giorgio Moroder, Cerrone, Roxy Music, Fleetwoods, Ray Charles Singers, Bananarama, Josh Rouse, Freezepop, VHS or Beta, Junior Boys, Annie, The Go! Team, Goldfrapp, Smiths, Morrissey, Barry White, Bjork, Olivia Newton-John, My Bloody Valentine, Andy Gibb, Magnetic Fields, Mobius Band, Madonna, Depeche Mode, Peaches, Johnny Crawford, New Order, Air, Crystal Gayle, that Hollaback Song, and that old Barbara Mandrell song about how you can eat crackers in her bed

Dr. Who (2005), PBS shows about the stuff you sold at a garage sale for a quarter that you maybe shouldn't have, Land of the Lost, the Office, Freaks and Geeks, Wonder Woman, Aquaman (1967), Lost, Smallville, Simpsons, my mom's tapes of the Price is Right, and that game show with all the pets and Mario Lopez-but only with my mom's screaming commentary

Here's the site address for my non-friendster blog I recently started:
jeffreypworthen.blogspot.com
You'll learn all about me there.


A DAY OUT OF MY PAST: SEPT. 1, 2005:
Biding my time at my dad's house in the country before I move to NYC and between road-trips thru Wisconsin (gas prices being what they are now) and a possible mind-altering, body-deforming health study (which will pad my wallet quite nicely). Two days ago there was both a trail derailment down the road and a drive-thru a cornfield by some innattentive driver. Yesterday I had to chase a frickin' pit-bull out of the yard. Sheesh! Luckily, in a town of 5 houses there is a bar on the corner. I will miss Wisconsin.

OTHER STUFF:
Restaurants in Madison, WI (and the ones I'm going to open next door to them):
Dog Eat Dog (Cannibal Dog)
A 8 China (I 8 China)
Yes Buffet (No Buffet)

I'm the first person who got my eternally crabby infant niece to laugh. So I guess I'm hilarious in some enigmatic way that only people with partially developed brains understand.

Animals get overly excited in my presence.

I like to smell good, as we all should.

Someone who doesn't take life for granted. People who respect themselves, others, and everything else.

Must look as good as I do in the dark.