ray is my new friend. but here is funny story.
ray and i were walking down the street and
he told some girl, "hey put some sneakers
on." She responded, "i don't need
sneeeakers, " in a most foreign accent.
When Ray prompted her as to her country of
origin, she replied, " I'm from sh*t on your
shoes land." Later that night Ray told some
guy with dreadlocks to cut his hair. Ray was
very spicy that night.
Let me try and sum up Ray like this: He
is the guy you went to high school with
that you kick yourself for not talking
to more. He was wise way beyond any of
us were.
Ray is older th\an me by 14 hours
and will never let me forget it. You
know when your kids and you have
an argument that you can't resolve
Ray would pull rank by saying he
was older by 14 hours. So heres to
you old man, happy birthday one
more time.
ray perez needs to drop some fly
lyrics on the new suavey record, "the
ignoble tragicomic death of dr. finast
von krasdale, file under intensity,
phase one: the doctor wll see you
now", his fly rhyme styles are the
perfect touch to any homemade rap
recording....and never ever ask about
finger band-aids again.
ray just made me the BEST PILLOW
EVER!!!!! j'adore. i tried to eat it right away
when he gave it to me. then later i just
settled on sleeping with it. it rules, as does
ray.
PREFACE: I HAVE NOT SEEN/HEARD FROM RAY
IN ABOUT 10 YEARS.
Ray was one of the coolest guys I knew
in high school. He was an original.
Always ready to hang and party yet
level-headed enough to have a serious
conversation. A nice combo. After
reading his profile, I realize I really
need to get in touch with him and truly
get a serious bender on with him.
DRINKS ON ME RAY! (that's bottom shelf
liquor, and domestic drafts only {at
Frosted Mug during $.50 mugs} I'm
livin' on a teacher's salary over
here.)
I feel like I have all this Karma to
burn becuase I used to torture Ray at
work. It was kind of my job, and he
was so great and nice and his art
rocked. I would have to demean him by
saying stuff like, "Can you make the
logo bigger?" and be f'n up his designs
because we actually had to work for
money. Now that I'm unemployed, I owe
Ray a 1000 drinks and promise never to
torment him again. In fact, I should
clean his house, while he just makes
his art and shut up about it!
Testimonials and Comments for Ray Perez
ray and i were walking down the street and
he told some girl, "hey put some sneakers
on." She responded, "i don't need
sneeeakers, " in a most foreign accent.
When Ray prompted her as to her country of
origin, she replied, " I'm from sh*t on your
shoes land." Later that night Ray told some
guy with dreadlocks to cut his hair. Ray was
very spicy that night.
is the guy you went to high school with
that you kick yourself for not talking
to more. He was wise way beyond any of
us were.
and will never let me forget it. You
know when your kids and you have
an argument that you can't resolve
Ray would pull rank by saying he
was older by 14 hours. So heres to
you old man, happy birthday one
more time.
lyrics on the new suavey record, "the
ignoble tragicomic death of dr. finast
von krasdale, file under intensity,
phase one: the doctor wll see you
now", his fly rhyme styles are the
perfect touch to any homemade rap
recording....and never ever ask about
finger band-aids again.
EVER!!!!! j'adore. i tried to eat it right away
when he gave it to me. then later i just
settled on sleeping with it. it rules, as does
ray.
IN ABOUT 10 YEARS.
Ray was one of the coolest guys I knew
in high school. He was an original.
Always ready to hang and party yet
level-headed enough to have a serious
conversation. A nice combo. After
reading his profile, I realize I really
need to get in touch with him and truly
get a serious bender on with him.
DRINKS ON ME RAY! (that's bottom shelf
liquor, and domestic drafts only {at
Frosted Mug during $.50 mugs} I'm
livin' on a teacher's salary over
here.)
in here, up in here.
burn becuase I used to torture Ray at
work. It was kind of my job, and he
was so great and nice and his art
rocked. I would have to demean him by
saying stuff like, "Can you make the
logo bigger?" and be f'n up his designs
because we actually had to work for
money. Now that I'm unemployed, I owe
Ray a 1000 drinks and promise never to
torment him again. In fact, I should
clean his house, while he just makes
his art and shut up about it!