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      Jackie
      Female, 39, In a Relationship, San Francisco, CAMore
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      • Kelsey
      • Posted
      • AND Jackie is my favorite bedtime story (dude,
        she's better than Goodnight Moon!), my
        favorite Favorites List and my favorite of
        Charlie's Angels.
      • Kelsey
      • Posted
      • Jackie is my favorite sweater, the cashmere
        one that I always feel pretty and sharp in, like
        the most confident, soft and feral French
        gamine (a playfully mischievous street girl).
        She's also my favorite greek god/dess: she
        wows you with her brilliance and temper. She
        is my favorite book: her stories are not only
        pants-pissing hilarious, but a lot of them are
        horrible and will fuck you up. She's the only
        person I would do about a million things with,
        like partaking in a dolphin goddess ritual.
        She's an excellent nurturer of friends, plants
        and animals. The phrase I have most often
        said to Jackie is "How do you know that!?" cuz
        she knows things from history, the nightmare
        world and pop culture ephemera that most
        people just don't really know, like Sylvester
        Stallone's relationship with that one baby-
        sitter and how she encouraged him to run
        track and that's when he discovered
        vegetarianism and that's why he moved to
        Ojai, which is how he got into porn, which
        reminds me of that Mickey Mouse t-shirt I
        always wanted of my sister's...and so on. The
        bottom line: I miss Jackie.
      • Molly
      • Posted
      • when seeking wisdom and solace, some
        people climb the far off mountains of strange
        lands to get to the top to talk to the guru. they
        are doing it all wrong. all you have to do is
        come to the paris house at about 1am and sit
        with jackie. in the early morning hours, jackie
        will calmly deconstruct your life and
        relationships and put them back together with
        tenderness and a little spit, all while
        absentmidedly watching crappy dating shows
        and drawing beautiful things in a small white
        book. if you are not looking to reconstruct
        your life (she did it just fine last night and you
        are not in need of a tune up) jackie has the
        most interesting storehouse of personal
        stories, useless facts about teen actors,
        knowledge of ancient tattoo rituals, and/or
        step-by-step how-to d.i.y. auto care. she is
        one of a kind, and if she lived on the top of a
        mountain in a strange land, i would buy a pack
        goat and a small native guide boy and start
        walking.
      • Ironic Mouse
      • Posted
      • Twin powers activate into the form of
        an ice cube! Faster than a speeding
        fish! More powerful than a chain saw!
        Able to leap over huge holes in a plot.
        More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
        Jackie never ceases to amaze me with
        her super powers. Oh, and she's a
        creative genius and a goddess of wit to
        boot!
      • Roymeo
      • Posted
      • No man is an island.

        Jackie isn't a man, so she might be an
        island. And if she is, you better watch
        out for the carnivorous sock puppets,
        because they'll gum you to death with
        their soft, felt teeth!
      • Llyra
      • Posted
      • Jackie is one of the very few people with
        whom I can entirely and completely be
        myself without reservation. Both of us suck
        at the e-mail communication, but that's ok
        because when we finally do see each other,
        it's easy to pick up right where we left off. My
        life is better because there's a Jackie in it,
        even one I don't see often.
      • Joseph
      • Posted
      • Pinkie Pink Pink pink PINK!!!! Pink!
        Think Pink!
        Jakie is super-ultra-uber cool! I
        remember her painting the coolest
        whiskers at bunny jam, and she always
        makes me smile. PINK!
      • Suzanne
      • Posted
      • She may be quiet sometimes, but watch
        out! Jackie's sensitive and sharp as a
        jaguar's claw - if you're stuck she's
        probably sussed the situation out.
        She's smart and has muy, muy excellent
        taste. She just might grace you with
        her friendship... if you're lucky. Take
        it as the compliment it is.
      • Bex
      • Posted
      • jackie holds a special place in my
        heart... she survived the hell of the
        seasonal temporary corporate job with me
        upon my arrival in the wonderful SF. she
        was my friend before anyone else, not
        because i was introduced to her but
        because i met her and it was like magic!
        i love and cherish jackie and get all
        wound up everytime i get to see her.
        she's my super freak and i wanna keep
        her forever!
      • Anca
      • Posted
      • If you ever run into Jackie, and she's
        wearing overalls and asking if you want
        to be bunnified, don't turn her down.
        Trust me.

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