Melissa

Nipmuc Regional High School, Boston College

Writer

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Antiques, Aromatherapy, Art, Astrology, Cats, Collectibles, Daisies, Film, Gemstones, Herbology, Literature, Music, Paul Frank, Photography, Precious Metals, Spirituality, Tarot, The Ocean, Vanilla Lattes

1984, Alice in Wonderland, Animal Farm, Hamlet, Lord of the Rings, Neuromancer, On the Road, Sonnet 27, The Da Vinci Code, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Handmaid's Tale, The Vampire Lestat, Under Plum Lake, Utopia Hunters, Valis, Valley of the Dolls

28 Days Later, Blade Runner, Bottle Rocket, Death to Smoochy, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Funny Face, Gothic, L.A. Story, Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge!, Naked Lunch, Screamers, The Legend of Billie Jean, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Usual Suspects, Twelve Monkeys

New Wave, Beatles, Bjork, Concrete Blonde, Elvis, Jet, Kate Bush, Maroon 5, NIN, PJ Harvey, Prince, Rosemary Clooney, Shakespeare's Sister, Sinead O'Connor, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The White Stripes, Tori Amos, U2, Van Morrison, Vanessa Daou

24, Charmed, Family Guy, Futurama, Smallville, South Park, Star Trek, The Outer Limits, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone

I hate describing myself. You face 2 possible results: being totally dull or, in trying not to be dull, you come across as totally pretentious. Unless, of course, you are innately cool and/or exciting and/or witty. If that is the case, well then you're a lucky son of a b*tch because all you gotta do is glide thru life riding on your own charm. Lucky. Pfft. I mean really, cannot one glean who I essentially am by reading my interests and all my favorite forms of entertainment, not to mention my occupation and where I am from and/or living? Or, um, by looking at my pic, which, btw, was taken by Claire Folger and does not even remotely look like me anymore. Ha! But I've got like 4 other pics, so there. That's me. All that aforementioned stuff you see listed up above this here text box. Why even have this? Am I supposed to say something like: Passionate, adventurous, and fun! Again, pffft. How's about: Moody, easily bored, and slightly insane. Yup. That's better. So, did I bore you or come off as pretentious or both? Whatever! Cheers! :P

I've already met who I really want to meet, so anyone is fine by me! (As long as you're not a bigot. I hate bigots.) (Oh, and as long as you're not sarcastic, coz I really can't STAND sarcastic people. Ya. NO sarcasm!) (Or insane people, coz lord knows I've got my fair share of insanity in my life.) (Or people who are easily offended. And just don't get it. You know who you are.) (Kitty. Get out of my head!!!) Everything You Know is Wrong. beLIEve. Welcome to ZooTV y'all!