Jason

northwestern university, friends school of baltimore

writer / photographer / notorious bad boy

new car smell, flan, dark beer, vintage t-shirts, dive bars, the coffee bean, nudity, sushi, nfl football, charlie kaufman movies, shoes, the indoors

lolita, the end of the road, the comedy writer, the alienist, about the author, high fidelity, hamlet, the black dahlia, tomcat in love

being john malkovich, raising arizona, rushmore, glen gary glen ross, school of rock, spellbound, election, chinatown, office space, the tall guy, the godfather, barton fink, ferris bueller's day off, crimson tide, punch-drunk love, aliens

elvis costello, death cab for cutie, cake, weezer, ben folds, morphine, soul coughing, radiohead, tenacious d, brendan benson, liz phair, violent femmes

curb your enthusiasm, the daily show, arrested development, twenty-four, chapelle's show, mr. show, significant others, alias, saturday night live, twin peaks, taxi

people say I remind them of robert downey jr., but I'm pretty sure they mean robert downy jr. without the compulsive personality or the pesky drug habit. people also sometimes say I've got a little mathew broderick in me, but I know they mean mathew broderick before he got plump and grew an awkward beard. I also get kirk cameron, but I like to think people mean before he was a christian fundamentalist and when he still had a career. the truth is, I've always wanted to be a bad-ass party boy of the johnny depp variety, but I've always been more of an overachiever of the dorky/hip variety.

case in point: you can see some of my photographs at jasonscottphotography.com.

allison lohman, marlon brando, the guy who beat me up in patrick o'sullivan's backyard when I was ten, ray lewis (the all-pro middle line-backer for the baltimore ravens), zoe deschanel, wes anderson, spike jonze, and you. let's break some hotel room furniture together.