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"I am the Great White Ape- difficult to describe, but that's
the way it is. I read a lot, draw a lot. Seawater
makes me..."
More about Jonathan
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Schools (Other):
school of hard knocks, UCB, UCD (why no UCC?)
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Occupation:
suckling upon the teat of UCD/ produce ape
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Affiliations:
Clinton, Yeltsin, Putin, the Masons, SpecOps, Fifth Order of Ntethalon
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Hobbies and Interests:
drawing, BEING A GOOD UNITED STATES CITIZEN, Orwell, Skating, Sailing, Pirating, constructing Histories- specifically North American and African, mizzling with shizzle- oh yeah, there's something else, but i can't say
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Favorite Books:
Gates of Fire, the Thin Red Line, The Brothers Karamozov, Vicious- by Jon Coleman, The Blue Horizon, by Tony Horowitz
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Favorite Movies:
Murray Movies, Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun, Master and Commander, Ghandi, Hotel Rwanda, Full Metal Jacket, Empire Strikes Back
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Favorite Music:
Bob Dylan, Blackstar, Ghostface, NWA, G *N* R, Jay-Z The Beatles, Deathboy, The Doors, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Nirvana, Iron Maiden, Eminem, Cheb i Sabah, Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Nas, Tupac
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Favorite TV Shows:
American Chopper, Star Trek:TNG, Northern Exposure, That 70s Show, Cheers
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About Me:
I am the Great White Ape- difficult to describe, but that's
the way it is. I read a lot, draw a lot. Seawater
makes me hot, because I've got pirate blood in my veins.
If you look far enough, you can see the waves in the blue
of my eyes. I'm not really here at all, I'm climbing the
mast to fly out our topgallants. Making what I can out of the moments I've been given is my business, and business is GOOD. Oh, I also dig on history and sharks, preferably of the great white variety.
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Who I Want to Meet:
William Jefferson Clinton, my dad, people who care, anyone with perspective, i've already met most of the people i want to meet
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seen you, Jonathan. I worry that you
may be caught in a bear trap
somewhere, deliberating whether or not
to know your own leg off in order to free
yourself. Please affirm that this fear is
untrue.
most interesting people in Davis. Like
me, Jon is a bit cheeky when need be.
He is most knowledgable about the
fascinating histories of the USSR and
South Africa, which anybody can
appreciate. In addtion, Jon was,
indeed, "born to rap." Don't fuck with
him because he knows a mean
Sacramentan bitch on L street that's got
his back when the going gets tough.
Damn Bitches! Since nobody can be
perfect, Jon's biggest fault is never
calling me to go out for coffee. That
makes me mad.
Los Angeles. It's about time you set sail!
forgive you.
P.S. I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving,
no annual wrestling match this year, forgive
me?
made of solid plutonium.
has been immortalized in
song. "Jonathan, in folds of skin, my
face is caving in..."
sweep the halls of the Mondavi Center
together, getting rid of all possible
terrorist threats. Might I also say that he
is one sexy son of a bitch!
cool was. and now that i know, i see
that jon is just that. he can't help
but keep it real. wat a sweetheart.
homey if you are ever in the east bay
and feel like hanging out do call. <3 <3