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Occupation:
Library Clerk
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Affiliations:
Church of the Sub-genius
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Hobbies and Interests:
Games (all kinds), Japanese, Usagi Yojimbo, Star Wars, Pirates, Monkeys, Evil, Hypocrisy, Slack, Comedy, Penny Arcade, Anarchy, Assassins
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Favorite Books:
Comics? That's easy: Usagi Yojimbo!
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Favorite Movies:
The Empire Strikes Back, Ravenous, Pirates of the Caribbean, Raising Arizona
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Favorite Music:
MC Frontalot, Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, Slint, Reverend Horton Heat, Lunachicks, Turbonegro
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Favorite TV Shows:
Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, ATHF, Futurama, The Family Guy, Red Dwarf, MST3K, Sealab 2021, Chappelle Show, Black Adder
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About Me:
I'm fuckin' huge! 6'3" and 225 lbs.!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Monkeys (the simian, not the band), girls who have monkeys, and girls who want to have sex with me. But not girls with monkeys that want to have sex with me. But a girl who has a monkey, *and* wants to have sex with me would just be awesome!
Hell, I'd let the monkey join in if it wanted!
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or hate him, you shall not look upon his
like again.
me....HARD CORE!"
Josh drunk is one of the funnier things
I have ever seen.
sparrow. The sparrow's name was
Roscoe, and he had dreams of being
great. He would practice his dancing
all day, he would dance his little
sparrow heart out. He would dance on
the sidewalk, on rooftops, he even had
a cool little dance he would do on a
telephone line, sorta side-side and
shimmy-she-wobble. Roscoe had dreams
of making it big on Broadway, or even
off-Broadway. Roscoe wanted to be the
first famous sparrow dancer. One day
Roscoe was struttin his stuff on a
sidewalk. Josh stepped on him and
killed him. The end.