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Pathetic humans, who will save you now?
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"A childhood wasted in front of the television has left me with few visible scars and the ability to reference great 80's..."
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More About Gabriel
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Schools (Other):
Cherry Chase Elementary School, Sunnyvale Jr. High, Homestead High, San Francisco State
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Occupation:
Chief Science Officer, Starship Enterprise
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Affiliations:
Justice League of America (inactive), Ghostbusters (reserve), Avengers: West Coast (pending approval of application)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Philosophy, Mythology, History, Writing, Reading, Not retaining what I read
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Favorite Books:
Ishmael, Story of B, The Alphabet Vs. the Goddess, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Culture of Make Believe, The Decline and Fall of Practically Everyone, Time and Again, Ella Minnow Pea, Mary Reilly, I, Claudius, Watership Down, The Once and Future King, The Diaries of Adam and Eve, Letters from the Earth, Plastic Man
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Favorite Movies:
Napolean Dynamite, Ghostbusters, Election, The Meaning of Life, Star Trek II, The In-Laws, Three Amigos, Rushmore, A Fish Called Wanda, Fletch, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind
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Favorite Music:
Johnny Cash, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, Radiohead, Gram Parsons, Willie Nelson, ELO, The Travelling Wilburys, The Kinks, Beatles, David Bowie
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, Arrested Developement, Duck Dodgers, Futurama, Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica, Fawlty Towers, Mr. Bean, Dr. Who, Black Adder, Star Trek, Columbo, Monk
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About Me:
A childhood wasted in front of the television has left me with few visible scars and the ability to reference great 80's shows such as "Manimal" and "Turbo Teen." But enough about me. Let's talk about the plausibility of a teenager turning into a car everytime he gets hot and have to drive into a pool to turn teenager again just because he drove his car into a nuclear plant. What is it with radiation and superpowers? Radiation gives most people leukemia, not the inconvenient ability to transform into a hot rod. I think it's irresponsible to put ideas like this into the minds of impressionable children. I spent hours irradiating myself in front of the microwave and now I can't have children. True story.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet a cantankerous old curmudgeon with a white beard and a wisdom not of this world who will give me the inconvenient ability to transform into a hot rod. Either him or Bill Murray.
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Testimonials and Comments for Gabriel
Gabe in Las Vegas. Give us a kiss?
Woo-ah-ha-ha!
someone with such a large head.
and then walk silently into the ocean,
never to be seen again.
recommend that all of you recognize the
striking resemblance he has to a
bobble head doll as soon as possible.
claims one of his occupations is being
a sandwitch. I know for a fact this is
not true. What a liar.
super powers, he wouldn't use them for
good. Well, like he would EVENTUALLY,
but first he'd take care of that
whole "world domination with my x-ray
vision" malarkey he's always talking
about. Then he'd take care of world
hunger - blah, blah, blah.
his lack of opposable thumbs. I mean,
that's what seperates the rest of us
from the monkeys, but puts him right
on their level. Which, I think, is why
he loves Burt Reynolds so much. One
time I saw Gabe wearing a fake
mustache and chewing gum. He'd only
answer to the name "Gator." When the
mustache fell off, he ran away. Just
turned and ran. Oh, and he has sonar.
at the Lambada. Sure, it's forbidden,
but hey! That's Gabe for you. Not one
for rules and structure. Or pants.
Friendster! Yay! Gabriel's a way good guy.
Way.