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      • Jodie
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      • Of the 2,371 things that I like most about New Orleans, Emmett ranks somewhere around #6. When I become head of transit down there, you better believe we're going to construct a special Luty streetcar line...
      • OO
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      • The dude has got no mercy...
      • Danny
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      • Emmett's genuine, which is not the first word that comes into my mind when thinking about any number of people. He's a good friend to have in a pinch, and always ready for a good time. The maniacal laughter only adds to his charm. Quite possibly, Emmett was my first connection to New Orleans. Dude, when are we going to that drive-through daiquiri place?
      • Sara
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        (Yes, this is a second testimonial.)
      • Andrew
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      • What can one say about Emmett?
        Emmett is more than a person, more than a
        concept. Emmett is an ineffable, undefinable
        water balloon in a world of super-soakers.
        His mimicry, brilliant.
        His satire, inspired.
        His Koogle, eh.
        Though he is perhaps best known for his 1992
        one-man production of Godspell, Emmett's recent
        work in dog art (art involving dogs) promises him
        a lifetime of success.

        Yes, he is determined to rule the world, or atleast
        a continent by the age of 29.

        Yes, he is a card carrying member of the PHST
        (Pot Heads for String Theory)

        But don't you label him. Instead, understand
        Emmett for who he is; a sociopath who
        will kill anyone who gets in his way, and even
        those who don't.

        Sincerely
        Michael S. Dukakis
      • Noah
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      • Emmett is as sharp as a Sharpee with a
        red lead blade. He's the GHOST player
        with the MHOST mhos of lexical
        conductance. He can parallel park a
        Subaru in a Yugo's footprint whilst
        positing in Spanish as to the clutch's
        engineering shortcomings. I would not
        tango with him in a tango contest: What
        I'm saying is Emmett will keep you on
        your toes.

        I want Emmett to run a coffee shop in my
        Bag 'n' Blame franchise, but he could
        care less about literally not not
        working his middle fingers to the bone
        -- literally!

        The stars do not know if Emmett will
        have brunch with Parker Posey at the
        Cafe Hun in New Haven on a composite
        table of Robert Moses' corpse.
      • Sue
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      • Emmette - Your so damn cute how can
        you stand to live with yourself?
        Sometimes when you look in the mirror
        do you have a moment of jealousy when
        you look at that attractive lad and then
        remember you are that very lad?
      • Sara
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      • Is it even possible to say everything
        that needs to be said about him? I mean,
        our phone conversations are hours long,
        and I've only got 1000 characters to
        work with...but I suppose I'll start
        with, "Emmett is awesome, and I love him
        to death." I could fill pages with the
        little things that provide the
        foundation for this...perhaps his
        excellent cooking, or his smile, or how
        he's willing to sing along with me in
        the car, or perhaps just the fact that
        being around him fills me with joy. I
        can certainly testify (testify! I know
        that's right!) to his excellence.

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