|
|
"Youngest, Most Eligible Bachelor in my Erectile
Dysfunction support group. Been called Deadbeat
Dad(but usually have a..."
More about Bryan
 |
Messaging Off[Restricted to Bryan's friends] |
|
More About Bryan
-
Occupation:
Bounty Hunter
-
Favorite Books:
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Moveable Feast - best book ever, Crime and Punishment, Pablo Neruda's Quick Dating Tips
-
Favorite Movies:
The Conversation, At Close Range, Annie Hall, Spinal Tap, anything with Fred Willard, the Apartment, Big Liebowski, Cable Guy, Raging Bull, Monty Python - Holy Grail, Groundhog Day, Office Space, Love and Death, the Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Hard Eight, Richard Pryor - Sunset Strip
-
Favorite Music:
Guns N Roses, Weezer, Jane's Addiction, the Pixies, Prince, the Sheila Divine, Beastie Boys, Cat Stevens, Jesus and Mary Chain, Ennio Morricone, Bernard Herrmann
-
Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, Sopranos, Oz, Larry Sanders, Simpsons, Family Guy, Conan, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm
-
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
-
About Me:
Youngest, Most Eligible Bachelor in my Erectile
Dysfunction support group. Been called Deadbeat
Dad(but usually have a funny excuse for why i don't
have the money), unable to read, Proprietor of the most elite
Fat Camp for Samoan children ever - located in Fiji.
Wrote the Russian screen adaptation of How High,
Voted NYC's Funniest X-Rated Prop Comic seven years in a row - funny inflatable breasts routine!
-
Who I Want to Meet:
someone who can listen to my problems, and isn't quick to take a swing at me. someone who doesn't mind loaning me the occasional hundred dollars.
a girl who still believes in true love
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Bryan is in your extended network |
|
Bryan |
|
Testimonials and Comments for Bryan
I've spoken with you. Bryan is a hilarious
comedian and actor. And I had the
privelege of walking from Cambridge to
Boston with him one FREEZING night
over the mass ave bridge. It was COLD!
And spending many fun times in Boston
performing for the future's hipsters. Hey
word of advice: since you're 'in a
relationship' don't put that you're on
friendster to get into relationships with
women.
years... in that time, I watched as he
seduced the ladies of Boston. I learned
so much from his smooth, sweet-talkin'
pimpin' know how. Too bad I don't like
ladies and too bad he walked in on me
and my boyfriend at the time... woops!
Surprise! You live with a homo! I also
was intrigued by his black socks and
white socks. So much order for such a
crazy guy. I miss his humor and wit.
Happy New Year, Bryan!
Jesus Christ. Bryan is a very
interesting individual and smart
smartie who I always enjoy- whether it
be on Chappelle or Downtown or at the
Limmerick talkin about movies n'
shit. I'm thinking of starting a
baseball team & inviting Bryan to
join... I bet he'd throw a mean
curveball & bring creatively named
snacks for the gang like "Orange
Smiles" & "Fudge Bunnies." But I hope
he won't bring that puppet toy dealie
or whatever in his picture & make out
with it all the time in the bleachers
because I'd get jealous & distracted
which is no good if you're the
shortstop, which is what I would be
okay bye Livia
SUPERLATIVE taste in porn, and not
just the killing kind.