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badass bitches
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"surly, initiative, english class, nut-butter, kicking things."
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More About Caleb
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Schools (Other):
vassuh
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Occupation:
wall watchin
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Affiliations:
rogues, vagabonds, miscreants, and ne'er do we'ls.
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Hobbies and Interests:
acting, writing, music, film, photography, shakespeare, law, massive accumulations of identical objects
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Favorite Books:
Infinite Jest, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Underworld, All the King's Men, Dark Night Returns, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, All the Pretty Horses, subway maps, sugar packets, bottles.
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Favorite Movies:
sith. dude. sith.
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Favorite Music:
jump little children, travis, brubeck, wheat, black star, radiohead, liszt, tv on the radio, the faint, bjork, billy joel, blackalicious, eminem, nineinchnails, ben folds, beck, aphex twin, miles davis, stevie wonder, cake
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Favorite TV Shows:
animal planet's critically acclaimed Mario Lopez vehicle: Pet Star (Mondays at 2am, EST)
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About Me:
surly, initiative, english class, nut-butter, kicking things.
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Who I Want to Meet:
cyndi lauper, becuase i don't know who she is.
seriously. who the fuck is she?
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Testimonials and Comments for Caleb
and I got stung by a fricking bee. A
BEE. Because his family KEEPS them.
Avoid Caleb at all costs. He's a
dangerous MFer.
he is rollerblading soewhere so that all
you can really hear is the wind
whooshing through the phone. If you're
even more lucky, Caleb will mail you
candy. Unfortunately, I have yet to be
lucky enough to recieve any Mayo
sweets. Long story short: Caleb, mail
me some goddamned candy.
tell, but i won't, to save you and i
from humiliation!! i will tell you
this.... you killed my penguin,
remember? senior year?? yeah!! well,
i'm still shaken up about
it...anyways, this is the most
hilarious, crazy, talented and amazing
boy ever, you will always be my
beloved Harold Hill!! even though we
hated each other then ;)
stalking him since college. And let me tell you
what he pulled out of his nose last night was
the grossest thing i've seen through high
powered binoculars.
child. What drives me to you, is what
drives me insane.
Caleb's off-color, vinegary, oddly
shaped phallus. I guess absence really
does make the heart grow fonder!
College: Six Degrees of Kissing Caleb
Mayo. That's just how cool Caleb is.
miss just bumping into people that make
you smile? That's how I miss Caleb.