so what to say about this asian boy from townsend harris who loves volleyball and detests fat more than any human i have ever known...well i know he's CRAZY and is such a nerd even when it comes to watching tv (ask him which channels he likes to record). oh and word to the wise, if you want to beat him arm wrestling, challenge his left arm. i heard he wasn't even able to beat some short asian girl with his left arm. hahahaha;) but in all seriousness i've never seen anyone sweeter to his other half- the ever so cool mosie! so don't mess with her unless you want to see an angrymadman running after you!
i first met tony at a sidewalk cafe in
Paris, where he was sitting gracefully
with legs crossed, a delicate pink
pashmina elegantly wrapped around his
neck, sipping absinthe and smoking his
Gitanes Blondes Lights. at that time,
he was a renown and highly desired ass
model--he was even a celebrity ass
double for powerhouses like J.Lo and
Beyonce. on the side, tony was also
involved in cat walk training for all
the top models. he insisted on
walking only with his sexy, hot pink
jimmy choo's, or as he fondly called
them, his "choo choos." however, due
to an unfortunate incident on the
catwalk, he tripped, and lo and
behold, his poor little ass happened
to fall on that stiletto heel, and the
rest is history. tony's propensity to
release gaseous fumes perhaps comes
from his instinctual need to keep
things away from his ass, yet draw
attention to it at the same time--
perhaps to reminisce to his ass and
cat walking days.
I first met Tony in Thailand where he
was working as an Asian Cher
impersonator, after bankrupting himself
on cheap goods and lurid entertainment.
Fortunately, I was able to hire him as
a test source for Thailand's BioGas
alternative energy program, and he
bought his ticket home. It's good to
see that he has bounced back from those
dark days. Alas, whenever I hear the
words "If I could turn back time" - I
think of Tony in that sexy black thong...
tony...aka t-squared. Well, don't
talk to the boy much, but whenever I
do, it's usually b/c my brother has a
question for him or wants to borrow
something from him. hehehe...;pI've
probably seen his better half more
than I've seen him since graudation..
btw, tell her I say hi!!Unfortunately,
I have had the pleasure of smelling
his flatulence episodes and seeing him
half naked whenever he jumps into the
shower....hmm, were those the good
times or the bad?? hehehe...jk;) In
any case,tony is one of THE nicest
guys i know!!! Let's try to get
together before our 5 year college
reunion!!;)
tony was probably the first person that
i ever shouted the immortal phrase "get
a freaking room, ya stinking pervs! no
one wants to see that shit!" at. in
high school, i could barely stomach my
stale tater tots whenever he and our
hermaphroditic freshmen friend, dustin
lovingly tongue-wrestled during lunch.
yes, watching them sometimes made me
lonely...
Tony enjoys playing volleyball and
examining the anal cavities of
unsuspecting patients. He's a cool
guy. He'd be a lot cooler if he didn't
refrain from eating the ends of his
french fries, though.
Paris, where he was sitting gracefully
with legs crossed, a delicate pink
pashmina elegantly wrapped around his
neck, sipping absinthe and smoking his
Gitanes Blondes Lights. at that time,
he was a renown and highly desired ass
model--he was even a celebrity ass
double for powerhouses like J.Lo and
Beyonce. on the side, tony was also
involved in cat walk training for all
the top models. he insisted on
walking only with his sexy, hot pink
jimmy choo's, or as he fondly called
them, his "choo choos." however, due
to an unfortunate incident on the
catwalk, he tripped, and lo and
behold, his poor little ass happened
to fall on that stiletto heel, and the
rest is history. tony's propensity to
release gaseous fumes perhaps comes
from his instinctual need to keep
things away from his ass, yet draw
attention to it at the same time--
perhaps to reminisce to his ass and
cat walking days.
was working as an Asian Cher
impersonator, after bankrupting himself
on cheap goods and lurid entertainment.
Fortunately, I was able to hire him as
a test source for Thailand's BioGas
alternative energy program, and he
bought his ticket home. It's good to
see that he has bounced back from those
dark days. Alas, whenever I hear the
words "If I could turn back time" - I
think of Tony in that sexy black thong...
talk to the boy much, but whenever I
do, it's usually b/c my brother has a
question for him or wants to borrow
something from him. hehehe...;pI've
probably seen his better half more
than I've seen him since graudation..
btw, tell her I say hi!!Unfortunately,
I have had the pleasure of smelling
his flatulence episodes and seeing him
half naked whenever he jumps into the
shower....hmm, were those the good
times or the bad?? hehehe...jk;) In
any case,tony is one of THE nicest
guys i know!!! Let's try to get
together before our 5 year college
reunion!!;)
i ever shouted the immortal phrase "get
a freaking room, ya stinking pervs! no
one wants to see that shit!" at. in
high school, i could barely stomach my
stale tater tots whenever he and our
hermaphroditic freshmen friend, dustin
lovingly tongue-wrestled during lunch.
yes, watching them sometimes made me
lonely...
by far, the most gaseous person I know.
world...he would be an official NERF
Toy Tester.
After all, what else can you forcefully
stick up your own anal cavity
repeatedly for pleasure and not have
long term health concerns as a result?
examining the anal cavities of
unsuspecting patients. He's a cool
guy. He'd be a lot cooler if he didn't
refrain from eating the ends of his
french fries, though.
is is built up flatulence from a week
so it looks like his muscles have
inflated.