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"I have the ashes of my dead cat Boots. I still miss him
everyday. I'm strange but strangely normal. Quirky but..."
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More About Melissa
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Occupation:
National Tour Coordinator
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Hobbies and Interests:
My friends, naps, music, books, art, travel, NPR makes me happy, movies, Victorian Era puzzles, going to Giants games where all I have to do is chill, animals
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Favorite Books:
The Alchemist by Paulo Cohelo
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Favorite Movies:
Sex and Violence? Good...The Secretary, Wings of Desire / City of Angels, 28 Days Later, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Fight Club, Field of Dreams, Blade Runner, Cohen Brothers Films
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Coldplay, U2, Cake, Bowery Electric, Gus Gus, Dead Can Dance, Moby, Brit Pop, Indie shit......
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About Me:
I have the ashes of my dead cat Boots. I still miss him
everyday. I'm strange but strangely normal. Quirky but
practical. Fun and funny but I have absolutely no sense of
humor whatsoever. I can bake like a motherfucker. I'm
loyal to the end. I believe in being a good person. I
love my parents (even though my dad's a dick). I like
that no one really knows me but what they know they like.
I admire my friend Erin but more importantly she doesn't
get annoyed when I have to stop and pet every dog.
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Who I Want to Meet:
For friends? Someone that doesn't have a broomstick up
their ass. Romantically? A good guy. Someone that makes
me feel safe. Someone who knows who they are and what
theywant in all aspects of life. Someone that isn't
afraid to express their feelings (and not just the sappy
ones). Someone who understands my quirkiness and
who will actually have the guts to laugh AT me when I
deserve it. Someone who smiles when they see me.
You must be willing to get in trouble with me. Please
don't be afraid to go to a strip club in TJ at the last
minute. Please don't be afraid to throw fruit from high
buildings - I'll talk us out of any trouble - trust me.
Please don't EVER wear socks to bed. You must love music
and tolerate cats. Please be kind.
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Testimonials and Comments for Melissa
She cannot escape me. I track her
down, call her at inopportune times,
and generally do my best to annoy
her. Some people might look at that
and call it "stalking," but I consider
it "keeping in touch." (But if you
knew her, you'd do the same.)
MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!