Schuyler Zinser

Xavier High School, Attended 2001 - 2003, Class of 2003

Eastern Connecticut State University

Eastern Connecticut State University, Attended 2005 - Present, Bachelor's Degree, Visual arts

Professional Steamboat Janitor

Cleaning stuff up, Becoming a ninja, Rocking hard tasty abs, washerboard style.

the one about money by the guy in the question mark suit, he's the best. Also that one buy that guy and he has like a crisis, but it all gets resolved in the end.

Johnny depp wears glasses, Johnny depp doesn't wear glasses, Johnny depp wears an eypatch, Iron Monkey 2, Gremlins 2, Forrest Gump 2, and the sequels to all of these movies.

Weezer, Wheatus, Tenacious D

the prisoner, Full House, Family Guy. Reading Rainbow, Haley's Hints, Mr. Wizard

I'm a man on a mission. i plan on being the first american to make the Japanese national cooking team. I don't know what a train looks like. People tell me i look like john kerry, i think i look like etta james. i think clouds are arrogant. my favourite flavour is rage-a-hol. i'm not at all british but i spell flavour with a useless u. i like choco-tacos, but i don't like chocolate or taco shells. this one time, i got in this sweet samurai fight with swords and stuff, it was awesome. oh yea, i also own sweden

people who agree that a one that is not cold is scarcely a
one at all. and john stamos.