I can't believe it's been this long and
I have just now decided to leave Lisa a
testi...Anyway, so Lisa rocks, She has
a really long neck apparently
(according to her picture) and she can
play some drums, boy!
I think she's funny as crap sandwiches
and can always make people laugh. I'm
glad she's my friend...especially after
tripping her on purpose at a show and
completely soaking her from head to toe
with Chandon brand sparkling wine right
before she got in her car to drive
home...I think that was right after her
DUI...man I suck!
Lisa and I have ALWAYS shared the same love
for Neil Diamond's eyebrows. Hey Lisa,
remember that song we used to sing back in
school that went a little like this: "ho, hey,
hum, yeah, neil diamond's eyebrows in the
sun..." and you'd take the low end with "hey,
hee, hi, hum, neil's brows are filled with cum."
That's the kind of kinship Lisa and I had until
the recreational big truck crash of '79.
Lisa is fun to play with because she
tells me I play the bass well when
inside my head I keep thinking 'man, do
I suck'. Hail to thee, 'leet drum
smashstress!!
i remember i was cruisin down da street
like da pimp dat i am and then I saw
dis fly honey, and i rolled up to her
and was all like, "yo sweet mama
wassup" and then she like cold cocked
me one and then when i woke up i was
all turned out wearing a dress and
lipstick and dere wuz all these
magazines and well to make a long story
short, this pimp got pimped out. shee-
it.
Lisa _is_ a total badass. Lisa once
wrestled an entire women's basketball
team on a bet and won seven million
dollars. Lisa will rid your house of
pests and vermin. Lisa is the primary
ingredient in the cure for cancer. It's
all true. I swear it.
ahh...lisa...she is so good to me.
listens to all my boy problems, makes
me dinner and breakfast. once she took
me back to modesto for a night and i
got to have sunday breakfast with her
entire family! she continues to have
faith in me even though i keep saying
we'll hang out and then i flake. its
that damn bridge thats keeping me
away. love & kisses
while i've known lisa for a while now,
it's only until recently that we've
started to bond, due mostly in part to
our dull day jobs and their proximity
to one another. see, positive things
can come about from workplace ennui and
emeryville. lisa is like "one of the
dudes": she likes to tell crass sexual
jokes and talk about the logistics of
sex with morbidly obese people.
why oh why oh why do i only see lisa at
rock shows where we get to bond for
like 10 minutes and then dance around
and then be all sweaty and then talk
about how we rock so hard and we need
to hang out? and then i go home and we
never hang out. and then i cry sweet
sad tears. soon enough i know lisa and
i will start hanging out outside the
confines of loud music and then we'll
take the world over.
I have just now decided to leave Lisa a
testi...Anyway, so Lisa rocks, She has
a really long neck apparently
(according to her picture) and she can
play some drums, boy!
I think she's funny as crap sandwiches
and can always make people laugh. I'm
glad she's my friend...especially after
tripping her on purpose at a show and
completely soaking her from head to toe
with Chandon brand sparkling wine right
before she got in her car to drive
home...I think that was right after her
DUI...man I suck!
for Neil Diamond's eyebrows. Hey Lisa,
remember that song we used to sing back in
school that went a little like this: "ho, hey,
hum, yeah, neil diamond's eyebrows in the
sun..." and you'd take the low end with "hey,
hee, hi, hum, neil's brows are filled with cum."
That's the kind of kinship Lisa and I had until
the recreational big truck crash of '79.
a shame we've never really gotten the
chance to hang out. but all the kids
tell me she's aces!
along, but we worked out our differences.
tells me I play the bass well when
inside my head I keep thinking 'man, do
I suck'. Hail to thee, 'leet drum
smashstress!!
like da pimp dat i am and then I saw
dis fly honey, and i rolled up to her
and was all like, "yo sweet mama
wassup" and then she like cold cocked
me one and then when i woke up i was
all turned out wearing a dress and
lipstick and dere wuz all these
magazines and well to make a long story
short, this pimp got pimped out. shee-
it.
wrestled an entire women's basketball
team on a bet and won seven million
dollars. Lisa will rid your house of
pests and vermin. Lisa is the primary
ingredient in the cure for cancer. It's
all true. I swear it.
listens to all my boy problems, makes
me dinner and breakfast. once she took
me back to modesto for a night and i
got to have sunday breakfast with her
entire family! she continues to have
faith in me even though i keep saying
we'll hang out and then i flake. its
that damn bridge thats keeping me
away. love & kisses
it's only until recently that we've
started to bond, due mostly in part to
our dull day jobs and their proximity
to one another. see, positive things
can come about from workplace ennui and
emeryville. lisa is like "one of the
dudes": she likes to tell crass sexual
jokes and talk about the logistics of
sex with morbidly obese people.
rock shows where we get to bond for
like 10 minutes and then dance around
and then be all sweaty and then talk
about how we rock so hard and we need
to hang out? and then i go home and we
never hang out. and then i cry sweet
sad tears. soon enough i know lisa and
i will start hanging out outside the
confines of loud music and then we'll
take the world over.