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"erste "i am poland". ich hasse alles ausser meine katze "fight-face" und
ronndon
delorian (yum).
ich habe..."
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Occupation:
deadbeat derelict
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Hobbies and Interests:
spass-fun-spass-fun-spass, trinken, essen, freundigkeit, die russin, freiwilligkeit, talk radio, ronndon delorian, karaokegesang, fussball, musikspielen, groenland, banjo, real or fake accents, leben nach mitternacht (verymetal), dumm scheisse, planting the face
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Favorite Books:
mein tagebuch von reisen, die zwiebel, batman, you caint win, creased comics, fortean times, der meister und margarita, das catcher in the rye, foreign language dictionaries, how to talk dirty and influence people...
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Favorite Movies:
pornographie, glucklichkeit, rubin und ed, schizoplis, der krieger und die kaiserin, (erste)Tx chainsaw massacree, last haus on the left, donnie darko, big trouble in kleine china, FULL METAL JACKET
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Favorite Music:
die dunkelheit, heino, HSO, king louie 1 man band, high pitch man voices, kondor, atb, neil diamond, stoner & tweek rock, die gits, bill withers, ramones, dead moon, mangina!, kool and die gang, hickey, moto, turbonegro, die misfits, dan hix & his hot lix, anti-reggae
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Favorite TV Shows:
quantamsprung, die simpsons, forensic files, passions
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About Me:
erste "i am poland". ich hasse alles ausser meine katze "fight-face" und
ronndon
delorian (yum).
ich habe shlaflosigkeit (no sleep til whiskey death). ich
bin ein arschloch
(viva la drunk asshole!). ich
spreche gebrochenes deutsch (if you hadn't noticed). ich
liebe
ronndon delorian und sein hosen und vielleicht liebe ich
deinen hosen
auch.
hummel hummel...mors mors! oh shit...the dingo got my baby.
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Who I Want to Meet:
eine schmutzig junge mit eine spiegeleibauch und
ein schwul pirat. mein kind, patches. crispin hellion
glover und art bell/george noory und
anderen leuten mit leberschaden (those of you with
diseased livers, joineth my club).....mmmmm fuck all y'all!
na zdoroveya!
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you old withered saggy labia face. I loves
me some skwirl.
sneeze.....massage me leg too!
turn to visit for about dos anos now, but fuck
man, I'm drunk, how am I gonna do shit, let
alone get on a fucking airplane. I've cracked
a fo'ty with yer name on it, but I can't
guarantee its freshness or volume upon
your arrival. luvs on v-days and evrydays
my negrette.
day....FUCK!
could drink so well.
part of my new society of uberfolk. So
you better start kissing her ass if you
want to live and NOT be one of our
worker drones. I have some naked
pictures of her somewhere, unless Josh
stole them.
if youre pregnant i will be yo baby
daddy if you'd like, but we have to
name it Chickentitty Hunt- circle your
answer after you decide and return to
me........
YES NO
anything but I have a crush on skwirl.
your the shit skwirl!!!!!