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"*directions for use* wash udder and teat parts thoroughly
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More about laurin
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More About laurin
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Occupation:
sex dwarf
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, art, politics, travel, the hungry club
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Favorite Books:
the stranger, salinger, generation x, the corrections, david sedaris, middlesex, fast food nation, new york times, us weekly
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Favorite Movies:
the royal tennebaums, oridnary people, the secretary, harold and maude, valley girl, donnie darko, welcome to the dollhouse, girls just wanna have fun, rad, gleaming the cube, the legend of billie jean
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Favorite Music:
at the moment it is....drive like jehu, the zombies, spoon, brokensocialscene, buck65, deerhoof, the decemberists, kayne west, crime in choir, fleetwood mac, gang of four, bonnie prince billy, sun kil moon, the hellacopters, turbonegro, all 80s metal...and i do mean all
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Favorite TV Shows:
the daily show, six feet under, the sopranos, the oc, cnn, mr.show, 90210, the best week ever, nip/tuck, my so called life, dawson's creek
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
*directions for use* wash udder and teat parts thoroughly
with clean water and soap before each milking to avoid
contamination of milk. use clean individual towels for this
purpose. apply to the udder after each milking, massaging
into the skin. for teat cracks apply in sufficient
quantity to fill crack and cover surrounding area. apply
uniformly to chafed area and bruises to maintain skin
suppleness.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i like people--some i like, some i like to hate
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Testimonials and Comments for laurin
we can smell you and i don't like it. let's get our
slut on this weekend, or die.
Television lover baby go all night
Sometime anytime sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me
that it was your birthday!! well at
least i think that's what the pink cake
by your picture is for, i can be quite
obsevant. anywhozers, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you naughty SEX DWARF. i'm sooooo gonna
slap that ass when i see you next!
A woman who can really hash out the pros
and cons of different brands of cat litter with
me while eating lunch. And I don't mean, just
a peppy conversation either- I am talking
about getting into the nitty-gritty of the subject.
That and someone who will shout GnR lyrics
with me every time she hears them.
Nice to meet you, classy lady.
long has it been? like 3 days now!!
omg we HAVE to catch up! i have like
SO much to tell you! jk. just wanted
to say we are gonna kick some ass all
over. all over this stupid president
and all over the fucking stock market.
yeah that's right.
golddiggaz. it's fun to have brunch and
create get rich quick schemes with this
totally awesome fan of the oc.
nail clippings in laurin's closet. and
now i've got a closet of my very own!
that's all over and done with. laurin,
can you send me some earwax please?
i've got some silly aspirations.
of my crush boys to the same event-
what should i do?"
Laurin: "just drink so much that
you're too drunk to talk to any of
them!"
me:"laurin you are fucking brilliant!"
men at weddings. it's fun.