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      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • all those previous testimonials i left
        lauren are untrue: she is a venomous
        ice queen. :(
      • William
      • Posted
      • one time i stuck my penis in lauren's
        skull. it hit the back of her eye and
        made the right side of her head hurt
        like a BIATCH. but im still in love with
        her.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • If I had long hair, and took my shirt
        off, and was named after a sub-par
        metal, I'd probably never get laid on
        the internet either!
      • William
      • Posted
      • i wanted to have sex with her but i was
        denied. ;\ otherwise i can stare at her
        boobies.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • i came to this profile for the hot
        lauren-lovin' but then i saw whitney's
        testimonial. needless to say i left
        this profile for weird missing-penis-
        lovin'. sorry, lauren :(
      • Whitney
      • Posted
      • Once i heard that Lauren was a lesbian,
        i went all post-op nazi and got me twig
        and berries cut off.
        Once that bitch told me it was an April
        Fools joke, i was crushed. Now I will
        never have the penis i was meant to fuck
        her with :(
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • i don't even know what to type here.
        i'm fucking speechless. lauren makes
        me speechless. she is THAT GOOD.
        best girl ever. EVER, MOTHERFUCKERS.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Lauren swims in the waters of life,
        and loves it. She bathes in the
        silvery moon light, and dances on the
        graves of her enemies. Or so I've
        heard! I just wish she would come to
        atlanta so I could turn her frown
        upside down =)
      • Jeremy.
      • Posted
      • lauuurrennnnnnn.
      • William
      • Posted
      • dear lauren,
        dear sweet lauren,
        sweet, dear, lauren, lauren,
        you are like the cherry blossoms in
        december, black roses in june, and the
        sunny starlight sky of last monday
        night. i love you and cherish you, and i
        foresee our relationship only growing
        stronger for the past 8 years. this has
        been sort of backwards, but so are the
        rest of the people online. ;) at least i
        know we're keeping it real SWEATIN TO
        THE OLDIES!!! HIGH FIVE.

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