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Schools:
Western High School, Attended 1985 - 1988, Class of 1988
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Occupation:
Problem Solver
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Hobbies and Interests:
Florida, Orlando, New Orleans, travel, Lauderdale, writing, motorcycles, bicycles, robots, sushi, live shows, martial arts, fencing, shooting, games, music, porn, good times
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Favorite Books:
The Art of War, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Contact, Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation, The Steppenwolfe
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Favorite Movies:
Blade Runner, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Love Story, Leon - The Professional, Amelie, Ghost in the Shell
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Favorite Music:
Little bit of everything, K&D, Lamb, Portishead, The Queers, DK, The Clash, TKK, Ministry, KMFDM, Peter Tosh, Xstatik, Marley's
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Favorite TV Shows:
Preview Channel, Old Star Trek, Monster Garage, Mail Call, Lexx, Conquest
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I'm canned individually, but containing 2.5 servings. Be
careful when opening, contents under pressure. Highly
combustible. Batteries
included. Do not operate heavy machinery after
use........
AIM: Uberbstrd / LJ: Uberbastard
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Who I Want to Meet:
Interesting and talented and nondestructive and imaginative
and bizarre and wonderful people
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you, Chris is the man...best
photobooth jungle gym I've had....and
don't get me started about how he can
lay a roof.
my kitten...uh i mean chris...and
don't let that uberbastard thing fool
ya...this boy is the teddy bear of
teddy bears...or is he what would have
happened if i got away with putting an
AC/DC tape into my lil' cousin's teddy
ruxpin all those years ago?
anyway...he remembers me in south
florida in my "i'm too tragic for my
own good" phase..he makes me giggle
when i am sad..he argues with me when
am fiesty...and he drinks with me
until we should both reside under
tables...he makes the grr face better
than anyone i know...and doesn't get
mad when i try to get him outta
trouble with girliesheads. he used to
be my faux navy husband...but now that
he is living near myhammy again i
think we are divorced. eh...we never
did get around to having that sex
thing anyway...hehe.
I must point out that Chris has Weapons
of Mass Destruction... in his pants!
of the many reasons I miss him. That and the
fact that he wants to marry me. (but I'm sure
he says that to all the girls!)
What's it going to take to get you to move
your ass back to O-town? Do I have to walk
around I-bar with toilet paper on my boot
again? *smooches*
tingly inside just thinking of my papa
bear.life would be meaningless without
chris to grab my ass,pinch my nipples,
and call me dirty,dirty girl.
(in the husky voice)
i miss your big laugh and all that
great huggin.
hannah
good times on the town.
anywhwere, especially myanmar, then eat
sushi off his ass anywhere.
cold shivers up and down my spine and i
was think dang this guy is creepy and i
got force to eat sushi with him it is a
night i'll never forget. not really
love ya your great come visit more
often but no sex on porches this time
(roof of a shed).
aware of), his jeans, Ms. Hurleys
class, 1988; conversation piece!
Sick, twisted individual if I ever met
one! But we love him-(thats all of us
that live inside our head)
Dont be fooled by his cynical exterior-
he really is just teddy bear... OK, who
am I fooling? Anyone who knows this
beautiful beast, knows that he could
rip you a new one, and feel good about
it! SMOOCH!
to fondle my private parts in public
places...yes...I want him more than I
can say...but our love is not meant to
be..I look forward to the next time he
will hump my leg....