david gordon Watkins

      "moved to sacramento to try my hand at professional football. i'm only 175 pounds and haven't played since high school...but..."

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      • Amanda Marie
      • Posted
      • This boy throws the best improptu
        dance parties in our living room, lets me
        do his hair, likes long walks, holds
        hands, sings in the car, stands funny,
        talks to old ladies and strangers alike,
        feeds me foods, laughs at the same
        time I do, picks up little kids and
        spins 'em, lets the dog take him for a
        walk, looks amazing in a suit, has see-
        thru eyeballs, impeccable fashion, and a
        partner in crime for life.
      • vanya
      • Posted
      • you and your lady are so hot! too
        bad you guys moved to l a because
        now i will probably never meet her.
        well who knows right? me and eric
        are still holding down the fort in the
        east bay so dont worry, everything is
        super out of control! and its always
        snack time in oakland and its
        always funtime too! i hope you guys
        are dominating l a with your
        charms. keep fighting the good fight!
      • Amanda Marie
      • Posted
      • i thought that i couldnt love you more
        then i saw your face in paris and held
        your hand in barcelona...
      • lelania
      • Posted
      • dave is in this alternate realm. the one
        where he logs onto friendster to check
        his new testimonials, friend requests &
        messages. and if he does in fact, have a
        new message, he won't reply for like six
        days. psh.
      • Amanda Marie
      • Posted
      • Steve Perry falsetto, toe tappin',
        eehhhhhhhh noise makin', storytellin', photo
        booth picture takin', mall walkin', hangers in
        belt loop wearin', book readin', cake makin',
        music listenin' bunny. I had no idea they
        made boys like this. No idea at all.
      • chupaCabra
      • Posted
      • your sweetness is my weakness
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • i will agree that "my michelle" is the
        greatest fucking gnr song, and i can
        dig dave's aversion to looking
        straight at the camera when taking
        pictures of himself. but to really
        understand what an outstanding guy he
        is, hear this: having lost a game of
        billards on account of me, dave
        threatened to stick me with his shiv.
        when i told him that my mom
        specifically asked me not to get
        stabbed this month, he agreed to wait
        until december. thanks, holmes.
      • lelania
      • Posted
      • shit, don't even try. no one can do the
        high five like dave and i.
      • chupaCabra
      • Posted
      • gordon always likes to smear his saliva
        on my body. part of me likes it & the
        other part just smells like ham.

        you said you were a vegetarian you liar.
      • Melanie
      • Posted
      • david watkins was an original geritol
        hipster - the one with the
        washboard/cymbal combo. when i saw him
        at the senior center that balmy day in
        august, i knew i had found an ally. i
        slowly wheeled over to him and
        introduced myself and that day we
        decided to put together an as-yet
        untitled side project - he on the
        aformentioned percussion instrument and
        me on bassoon. look for our first
        single 'jason goes to heeeelllll' soon
        at a cut-out bin near you.

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