Reverend Moon Myung Moon

      "My origin is not in my brain. My brain does not have true love, true life or true lineage. These three exist in only one..."

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      • Brice
      • Posted
      • TENDER NUGGETS OF WISDOM,
        SAUTEED IN A BROTH MADE OF
        EXPERIENCE AND LUV....THIS IS
        WHAT THE GOOD REV. OFFERS
        US ALL.
      • renato
      • Posted
      • Reverend Moonshine!! With all your
        brainwashed followers at your feet you
        could actually create your own army.
        Maybe even take down that other nut,
        Kim Jong Il? C'mon at least do us that
        much of a favor.
      • Frank
      • Posted
      • Thank you for introducing me to the
        sacred handkerchief... I know that I'm
        only supposed to have one, but I like
        the idea so much that I'm making a new
        one every night to sew onto my Sacred
        Love Quilt.
      • Jizzmo G
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        i like those huge weddings that you do,
        it's hot. but you need to play it up a
        little more. i am thinking that after
        you marry them, then we can have them
        all consumate the marriage right then
        and there. all at the same time. HOT.
        i'm so there, and i'm bringing a video
        camera and extra tissues
      • Pugilist Apollo
      • Posted
      • Could you find me a bride in one of
        your mass stadium weddings? I
        would very much like one of those
        christian Jessica Han types or
        perhaps a woman with a dagger
        tattooed on her body. Your Boston
        newspaper is nothing but right wing
        drivel.
      • ILL Duce
      • Posted
      • I think it's really neat that you promote
        peaceful ways even though China
        has taken over your country and
        kicked you out. That's not very nice of
        them. Shoot. If you're gonna illegally
        occupy, better to get oil reserves than
        mountain goats, right Dalai?
      • Ava
      • Posted
      • Ever since I slept with the Messiah, I
        can't stop scratching my crotch. Any
        correlation, you think?
      • Frank
      • Posted
      • Glad I could help clear things up for
        you (Clear!). However, that Nancy
        thing, you know, it's supposed to be a
        little more hush hush. I love ya, Moon,
        but don't make me send my goons over
        there to keep you quiet.
      • Phineas
      • Posted
      • Best sex I ever had was in the back of
        my MFT van with my Swiss team captain,
        Urs. There was something so forbidden
        about going down on a "blessed" member
        that made it all so wicked. My
        therapist says there are lots of gay
        men in your church. What's up with that?
      • Petula
      • Posted
      • Truth be told: In 1982 I was matched to
        some nerdy washed-up no-talent "100-
        member" Japanese old sod whose prior
        wife left him jerking off in a paper
        bag. On the way to the blessing in
        Madison Square Gardens, I thought:
        eternity with this louse? I'd rather
        fry in the empty pits of hell... So I
        threw off my veil, hitched up my skirt,
        and went downtown. Give me back my
        golden years, you FARSE!

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