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"As it turns out, I'm too complex an enigma for
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myself to
describe, and God knows I've tried;
but I'm sincerely..."
More about Ron
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Occupation:
Musician/Composer/Procrastinator
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Hobbies and Interests:
Luis Bunuel, Movies, Music, Insert Your Interest Here-
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Favorite Books:
My Last Sigh, Madame Bovary, Time's Arrow which I never actually read, A Deeper Shade Of Blue, A Fistful Of Gitanes, Which Lie Did I Tell?, Doris Day - Her Own Story, etc.
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Favorite Movies:
Luis Bunuel, Stanley Kubrick, Pedro Almodovar, David Lynch, Mike Leigh, Ken Loach, Bottle Rocket, Brothers Quay, Jerry Lewis, Blade Runner, Charley Varrick, 3 Women, Barfly, The Dream Life Of Angels, A Mighty Wind, Christopher Guest, THX 1138, ETC.
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Favorite Music:
EZ Easy Listening, Scott Walker, Anita Kerr, France Gall, Goldfrapp, Singers Unlimited, Burt Bacharach, Vic Mizzy, Raymond Scott, AC/DC, Blossom Dearie, Sigur Ros, Serge Gainsbourg, Rod McKuen, Chet Baker, Bowie, Van Halen, Buzzcocks, Free Design, Queen, Astor Piazzolla, etc.
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Favorite TV Shows:
SCTV, The Office, Da Ali G Show, The PJs, Sergeant Bilko, Larry Sanders, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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About Me:
As it turns out, I'm too complex an enigma for
even
myself to
describe, and God knows I've tried;
but I'm sincerely working on it. Please stay tuned. Try to
control yourselves. I know you're all waiting, and it's
coming. Hang in there. Stay
strong. Times will change. You've been very patient. Any
time
now.
Seriously. Thankyou.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Women and other people. But mostly women, and
other people- But actually, really, women- with other
people lightly sprinkled in alongside of them.
Plus, people who have no problem relating to seniors
entering their golden years.
And by golden years, I
mean 43. And by 43, I mean an immature 44.
I will never lie to you, or anyone else. Thankyou.
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SURES." i always ruin everything. sorry.
and it was fantastic. towards the end of it, i kissed
him for a long time. as a result, i shall forever have
a sweet association with the scent of bologna - of
this, i am absolutely certain.
arms (well, 12). He was the heartthrob
of the Ottawa youth orchestra scene,
and my sister and I fought over him.
Ron is one of the warmest people I
know. If he holds your hand for half a
block you feel like you've been
wrapped up in hot towels for hours.
Ron is a great listener, as someone
else said, and also a great talker,
because he wants to be totally sure
you completely understand how much he
means what he's telling you. It's
endearing how much he cares about
this. Until hour 3. No! Ron is an
extremely sweet guy. He says he could
have gotten me pregnant when I was 16,
but my crush on him peaked when I was
14, so imagine, just imagine, Ron,
what a passel of brats we could have
by now. Grown children, that is, with
their own children and our stately,
detached, wealth-ridden participation.
Instead... hm. Oh well. Thank God
you're still there to talk to.
was some sort of a misunderstanding in
regards to my opinion about him, but I
like him fine. I never see him, but
that is another story. I hear he is
always "working" and very "busy".
Whatever that means...
thought he was invisible. Now I know
only his hair is invisible. Neat trick,
Roy. Neat Trick.
Once upon a time, val and I were having
some trouble with some roomates. Ron
came to the rescue and mediated a new
agreement between us all. Nobody got
hurt and all it cost was a few hundred
dolars because Ron made it very clear
that he doesn't do anything for free.
He even charged Val to find out how big
his cock is. Ron is a great guy, and
if ou have the money you should date
him.
keep you on the phone for an hour, but
the crucial detail is that you will
never feel like he's talking your ear
off: He is, in fact, a great listener.
If I told the unvarnished truth about
what a talented composer and bass
player he is, what a loyal friend,
witty character and general all-around
fellow he is, you'd never believe me.
Pretty good for a Canadian!