One time I was on the toilet in the
Student Center at school, just minding
my business, pondering my life, seeing
into the future, and I clear my
throat. I'm pretty loud, sometimes,
when I clear my throat, so when I did,
the person in the stall next to me
says, "David?" I knew it was Ray so we
just started chatting, swapping
newspapers that other people had left
before us... frat boys and computer
geeks must've thought we were fucking
high or something...
this one time we all pooled money
together and bought ray the jeopardy
board game for his birthday. boy was
he pissed. sorry ray...it seemed like
a great idea at the time.
Big Ray'z my homie and in the Year of
Our Lord 1994, he was my prom date. He
was a perfect gentleman and even told
me how much his mom paid for the
corsage. I am proud to call Ray my
homie, 'cuz he's one bad-azz
mutha******. Ask him about the
Guadalajaran Enema. Ray is one funny
man.
ray learned the art and passion of
horticulture while studying abroad in
madrid, spain in the summer of 1997.
when he came back that fall, you could
see he regained the sparkle in his eyes
and the magic in his fingertips.
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over on the train. I need to take a
shit, shower up... and roll a phat
one!!!
Student Center at school, just minding
my business, pondering my life, seeing
into the future, and I clear my
throat. I'm pretty loud, sometimes,
when I clear my throat, so when I did,
the person in the stall next to me
says, "David?" I knew it was Ray so we
just started chatting, swapping
newspapers that other people had left
before us... frat boys and computer
geeks must've thought we were fucking
high or something...
together and bought ray the jeopardy
board game for his birthday. boy was
he pissed. sorry ray...it seemed like
a great idea at the time.
Our Lord 1994, he was my prom date. He
was a perfect gentleman and even told
me how much his mom paid for the
corsage. I am proud to call Ray my
homie, 'cuz he's one bad-azz
mutha******. Ask him about the
Guadalajaran Enema. Ray is one funny
man.
crushed my pool table.
dicklint. if you missed the band in
their heyday, you missed out.
summarize raymond, it would have to be:
ray + guns + women = fun times for all.
horticulture while studying abroad in
madrid, spain in the summer of 1997.
when he came back that fall, you could
see he regained the sparkle in his eyes
and the magic in his fingertips.