Jaybill McCarthy

      "I like pizza. More than most people. No, I mean I really, really like it."

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      • Melissa
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      • Jaybill should stop feeling bad about the
        time he lectured me a couple months
        ago, because he was right. Thanks,
        Jaybill.
      • Jim
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      • Having shared not a few hours in
        cramped spaces with Jaybill--
        specifically between the radiator and
        the pool table at Freddys-- I'll be the
        first to admit that Jaybill smells
        good. And I mean gu-huh-huh-huuud.
        And we're not talking just your common-
        or-garden variety fresh and clean as a
        whistle, no sir. Imagine the factory
        where they make those rearview mirrors
        that look like pine trees. Now imagine
        that factory flooded with fabreze-
        infused watermelon juice that's been
        strained through a thousand sheets of
        Bounce. Jaybill smells better than
        you'd imagine Mariah Carey to smell,
        that's how good he smells.

      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Jaybill is the only person besides me
        and my roommate Ant who can't get
        through a conversation without quoting
        Homestar Runner. And however
        impressed he may be by my lefty guitar-
        playing, it doesn't even come close to
        being able to play the keytar with
        *any* hand. Sewiously.
      • Anthony
      • Posted
      • Jaybill is the only person besides me
        and my roomate Mike who can't get
        through a conversation without quoting
        Homestarrunner. It's nice to know that
        if I'm insane, I'll have someone to
        share the padded room with.
      • Right
      • Posted
      • Jaybill uses me to hit the enter key on
        his computer.
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • Jaybill once thought I was a loser.
        Then he saw me reading Slashdot and
        decided that I was cool. Hmmm....
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Jaybill is the Mother Superior of the
        Pork Nuns.
      • Keri
      • Posted
      • Jaybill is the Meh. The Meh of Mehs. In
        other words, he rocks. Long live the
        Kingdom of Meh, and its patriarch, Jaybill.

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