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      • Jaret
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      • I hope you barbecue a lot. I have a big appetite.
      • Joey
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      • Will you make like to me?
      • Jamie
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      • you make me wet.

        i mean...your bottle makes me wet when i'm trying to cram it all into my mouth.
      • erick
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      • there once was a time jeff was lighting and i grease,then when we were rappers kickin it live in 95 he was lil man fate and i the not so popular s.m.a.l.l. and then when we joined the n.h.l we were known as albert t. ross and dick koddington,so many years and so many names between us(did i mention peter flack flack?)its a wonder how weve stayed such good friends for as long as we have,oh wait ,we havent,i still love him even if we call each other by our real names now,i still have a scar on my nose from his 21st birthday from rough housing in the snow and ice with him and soha outside of seiberts appartment, just as i still have a warm spot for him in my heart and anus.
      • kate
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      • I would drive anywhere to surprise you
        on your b-day & 1/2 so keep your eyes
        peeled every Junish-Julyish!!!!!
      • Jaret
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      • If Jeff stopped being a loser, I sure would
        like him a lot less than I think I like Carrot-
        top.
      • Joey
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      • Dear Jeff,
        I went to mass again today, but the
        sticky stink still won't wash off of my
        brain. What in God's name did you put
        inside of me?!? It was surely not of this
        earth. I'm thinking of joining the army.
        Will that make me a good person? The
        guilt and the shame of what we did has
        become more than I can bear. I've
        smashed all of the mirrors in my house
        and have taken to cutting myself with
        the little pieces of glass whenever my
        mind falls on you. It makes me feel
        better for a moment, but the feeling
        never lasts. When are you coming
        home? I love you.
        faith & hope,
        Joey
      • Michael
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      • El Jeffe... can hit a slapshot off a
        centering pass while not even looking...
        really it is true. Ah like the Boss says
        Glory Days...
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • Peanut butter is for lovers.
      • Kristin
      • Posted
      • jeff is by far the coolest ex-boyfriend
        anyone could still live with. not to
        mention the hottest.

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