Tracey

attorney

movies, books, walking about with my dog, rueing, rushing to judgment and acting upon it before i ask questions, holding grudges, eating unflavored ice-milk, brushing my teeth with fizzy water

The Corrections, me talk pretty one day, family, Shopgirl, On the Rez, Tomcat in Love, In the Lake of the Woods, heartbreaking work of staggering genius, All Quiet on the Western Front, Middlesex, Gone with the Wind

The Jerk, Matrix I, II, North by Northwest, Amelie, Old School, Legally Blonde, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, The Big Red One, The Dirty Dozen, The Bourne Identity

coldplay, Bjork, beastie boys, Kid Koala, Rage against the Machine, jeff buckley, wilco, jayhawks

simpsons, any show on the ABC line-up. It just continues to raise the bar

After the new tax cut, I now take home 50 cents more, PER
WEEK. I just want you to know that, now that I have come
into money, I still want to be treated like everyone else.
I still plan on working for awhile, you know so I can keep
it real with the common folk, and show my incredible work
ethic. You will likely see me bringing my peanut butter
sandwich in a reusable paper bag with my name on it. you'll
notice that I really won't change much.

Of course, I will be moving into a palatial estate in
Kenwood, and Franklin (my dog)will have a full-time nanny.
Also, I will be better than you. But, I want you to know
that we can still be friends. I know how important it is
for someone like you to be able to listen to someone of my
stature.

Of course, I won't be doing any grocery shopping, or
household chores, but I can still remember what that was
like. And, I plan on keeping my car until it dies because,
even though I am an arriviste I can still be frugal and my
old compact car reminds me of my roots. I'm sure you'll
hear people talking about how i am just "a real person with
Midwestern values."

Many of you have asked if I will be hosting a celebrity
golf tournament. The answer is yes, but you won't be
invited. That unvitation is more for you then Brad and
Nicole, as they seem like the obvious celebs to invite. I
don't want to have to see you boring them with stories
about your vanilla life and asking them incessant questions
about Hollywood. They just want their privacy. why can't
you respect that?

I remember when Absalom, son of David and Maacah; revolted
against David; slain by Joab, and Balaam, the prophet;
rebuked by his donkey for cursing God, and I used our sling
shots and a game of tabula to settle our scores. Good
times. I just want that back.