Besides the fact that Chris is quite possibly the
best brother a girl could have, he's also
proven himself invaluable year after year for
providing me with an excellent excuse to
celebrate his birthday (on valentine's day),
instead of...god forbid...valentine's day. yay
chris!!! we'll have to send mom and dad a
thank you card.
There is nothing sexier than man with
a phallic symbol in his mouth still
dealing with an infantile oral
fixation. Smoking is glamourous! Add
some eyeliner and he's irresistable,
oui oui!
NEWSFLASH: chris is awesome! i say this
despite the fact that he sometimes
smells like an ashtray, and has
questionable rock star grooming habits.
i say this despite the fact that he
doesn't write me nearly as often as he
should. i say this even though some of
his jokes are just not all that funny
(okay, maybe it was just the one joke,
about violently cussin' at his
grandma). but all of that becomes
trivial detail in light of the fact
that, when i visit chicago, chris takes
the time to hang out with me, even if
it is a quick drink or a cup of coffee,
and just plain makes me feel like a
goddess! an important goddess too, like
venus or artemis...not one of the
subordinates that don't have planets
named after them. for some odd reason
he thinks he is batting zero in the
friend game, but what he doesn't
realize is that he's the josh beckett
of friendship. yeah, i know all you
cubs fans are gonna love me for that
one, but its true. beckett is a kick-
ass pitcher, and chris is a kick-ass
friend. if you've have the good fortune
of making his acquaintence, then you
know what i'm saying. christopher baby,
you're the best!!! by the way, where's
the photo i suggested you use here on
your page, Tex?
"Come along, Igor"
best brother a girl could have, he's also
proven himself invaluable year after year for
providing me with an excellent excuse to
celebrate his birthday (on valentine's day),
instead of...god forbid...valentine's day. yay
chris!!! we'll have to send mom and dad a
thank you card.
a phallic symbol in his mouth still
dealing with an infantile oral
fixation. Smoking is glamourous! Add
some eyeliner and he's irresistable,
oui oui!
despite the fact that he sometimes
smells like an ashtray, and has
questionable rock star grooming habits.
i say this despite the fact that he
doesn't write me nearly as often as he
should. i say this even though some of
his jokes are just not all that funny
(okay, maybe it was just the one joke,
about violently cussin' at his
grandma). but all of that becomes
trivial detail in light of the fact
that, when i visit chicago, chris takes
the time to hang out with me, even if
it is a quick drink or a cup of coffee,
and just plain makes me feel like a
goddess! an important goddess too, like
venus or artemis...not one of the
subordinates that don't have planets
named after them. for some odd reason
he thinks he is batting zero in the
friend game, but what he doesn't
realize is that he's the josh beckett
of friendship. yeah, i know all you
cubs fans are gonna love me for that
one, but its true. beckett is a kick-
ass pitcher, and chris is a kick-ass
friend. if you've have the good fortune
of making his acquaintence, then you
know what i'm saying. christopher baby,
you're the best!!! by the way, where's
the photo i suggested you use here on
your page, Tex?
smiles.
Smoke up, Johnny!
him, only a few select will have him.
Dry your eyes girls it's time to go
hunting for the second best.
he even sets airships aflame with
desire!