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Making the Band
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"People often ask if I'm really that good. Well, if I say yes, you'll think i'm boasting. But if I say no, you KNOW i'm..."
More about Greg
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Schools (Other):
Walteria Elem- Madrona MS- Torrance High - UCSD-UW
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Affiliations:
Bada Lounge LTD (R.I.P.)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Eating, Drinking, Sleeping
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Favorite Books:
Dating for Dummies
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Favorite Movies:
Something About Mary, Heat, Godfather 1&2, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, In the Mood for Love, Indy, Star Wars, Lost in Time.
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Favorite Music:
Interpol, Muse, Stellastarr*, Coldplay, Audioslave, Portishead, Arcade Fire, Smashing Pumpkins, Strokes, Old school hip-hop, assortment of fobby music (Chinese, JPop, Korean)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sopranos, Oz, Alias, 24, Seinfeld, Southpark, Cowboy Bebop, The Office (UK), Arrested Development, Nip Tuck, Battlestar Galactica
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
People often ask if I'm really that good. Well, if I say yes, you'll think i'm boasting. But if I say no, you KNOW i'm lying. - Bruce Lee
well she was my catatonic sex toy love-joy diver
she went down down down there into the sea
yeah she went down down down there down there for me -- Interpol
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? -- Renton
Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? - Jules
"It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby"
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college roommate in the entire world,
GLC would be in at least the top 3.
Right up there with his superb super
tennis accomplishments.
wingman in HK. Unfortunately the
girls we met turned out to be quite
shady. This seems to be a recurring
situation for Greg. Soon he will have
enough recruits to open up his own
massage parlour: Brother Chan's Sexual
Express." Ask for the wet noodle
special. It's a combination of fire,
ice and....a wet noodle....hahah.
There has been nothing but good times
with this guy. I look forward to more
amgry drinking sessions in the
future. I will be sure to be prepared
when I pay a visit to Seattle next
time....and don't worry, I'll leave
the crazy Greeks at home this
time.....damn Greeks.
Lakers without Shaq, it's like Malone
without Stockton, it's like getting a
blowjob with a condom on, I mean um..
shit. I'm gonna rodeo your ass byatch
if you don't come down to Van soon.
Greg a testimonial...but it is hard to
describe such an awesome, oh-so-
perfect guy. Beyond his remarkable
good looks this guy is the funnest guy
to hang out with. He used to make me
laugh so hard that tears would come to
my eyes...but then he left for
seattle, took my heart w/ him, and
life hasn't been the same...boo
hoo... Come back to Cali, Greg!
together.... haha.... much RESTECP
Origin: Legend has it that he swam
over from Laos.
Occupation: Plays PG on the DTS
triangle offence.
Vital Stats: 5'9", 160lbs, 4
inches... maybe 5 when really excited
Super Power: He's so quick that most
women don't even know what's happening
until its over. Power 2: Has
unlimited capacity for regurgitating
foreign substances. Power 3: Can
grow hair where no hair has grown
before on Asian men.
Special move: He raises his opened
right hand and moves it in a circular
motion... usually off beat... and the
gurls come a-flockin'.
Weakness: Gurls... just say the "L"
word to him and watch his scrotum
sweat like a mofo... my boy's got mad
intimacy issues man...
greg do "the greg." if i had not been
so utterly attracted to gregory
already, i would have noticed all the
women in the room swooning at this
masterful maneuver. kelvin and i are
constantly striving to effectively
employ "the greg," but it is ever
elusive. greg is a fun guy to work
with, talk to, and party with. he's a
cool guy on many levels and is one of
the people i'm really glad i met in
seattle. and btw, i can kick his butt
in ping-pong when i try.
jus start throwin the pannies at him.
Some day, me and simon will get that
thing down, then you're in trouble.
Oh, and change that picture, it hurts,
man. It hurts so good.