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Gloria Calderon Kellet
My monologue show, Skirts & Flirts will go up again for TWO NIGHTS ONLY as a benefit to raise money for the local organization FOOD ON FOOT. Monday, October 23rd and Tuesday, October 24th The National Comedy Theatre, 733 Seward St. Showtime 10/07/2006
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Mar 2004
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Hometown:
San Diego
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Gloria's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/7333660
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Other education:
St. Mary's of the Valley, University of San Diego High School, Loyola Marymount University, SLU Madrid, University of London
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Occupation:
TV Writer
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What I enjoy doing:
Donkeys, midgets, and shiny things...but not necessarily in that order.
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Favorite Books:
I like to read plays...anything by Steven Dietz or Paula Vogel. I wouldn't kick a David Sedaris book out of bed.
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Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude, Lost in Translation, When Harry Met Sally, It's A Wonderful Life
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Favorite Music:
Sinatra, Nick Drake, Stacey Kent, Catatonia
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Arrested Development, 30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray, SCRUBS
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Apparently, I'm "cute". This has haunted me my whole life. Thankfully, my husband doesn't seem to mind.
Check out my website: everythinggloria.com
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Which is not to say in this case these
things are mutually exclusive; but it is to
say there is a difference, and one edges
out the other in terms of being more
definitive.
Cute doesn't age well and by-passes
womanhood for eccentric old lady with
tea cups and cats. Cute doesn't imply
intellect and wit. Cute doesn't hold up in
the cold cruel light of New York City.
Sassy, however, does all this and more...
The first time I met Gloria, she was
dressed as Wonder Woman dry
humping our mutual friend, Andy .
As I stared at the crown on her head
bopping up and down, I laughed to
myself -- "If anyone should be
wearing a crown, it's Andy, he's the
biggest Queen in the room. Ha ha,
joke's on you sistah, he's a gay gay!"
And then I looked down at my World
War 2 Sailor Costume, and shed a
single tear -- realizing that, I, was by
far, the gayest man in the room.