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on the streets of downtown LA
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"i can't spell. i can, however recite the states in alphabetical order. i
live in hollywood, which sounds glamorous, but..."
More about andy
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Occupation:
soap opera superstar
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Hobbies and Interests:
eating, cleaning, drinking, pee wee herman, old TV shows, coloring books, monkeys, monkees...
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Favorite Books:
Lamb, Lolita, LA Bizzaro, Crime and Punishment, Weekly World News, A Heartbreaking Work ..., A Year in Van Nuys
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Favorite Movies:
repo man, the apartment, georgy girl, kicking and screaming, bonnie and clyde, 5000 fingers of Dr. T, ladies and gentelmen the fabulous stains, the apple
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Favorite Music:
pavement, AC/DC, david bowie, brian eno, lyle lovett, stereolab, beck, white stripes, stevie wonder, dandy warhols, esquivel, lounge, motown, whatever!
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Favorite TV Shows:
days of our lives, pee wee's playhouse, quantum leap, the adventures of pete and pete, twin peaks, soap, man vs. beast, mr. show, infomercials, city guys
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About Me:
i can't spell. i can, however recite the states in alphabetical order. i
live in hollywood, which sounds glamorous, but couldn't be further
from it. i live next to a topless bar. my father is a mad scientist.
some people say i remind them of ms. frizzle, from the magic
schoolbus . i love artichoke hearts. I hate bell peppers. i collect
snowglobes. i have had my tonsils removed, but never broken a
bone. my motto is ' wherever you are, make your own fun'.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone with an appriciation for both high
and pop culture
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But panning for candy is her modus operandi
She's sipped on tan brandy with Jessica Tandy
Hume Cronyn got angry, but damn it was randy
RIP Hume Cronyn (1911-2003)
neh-ked)! She is one of the most
talented, funny girls I know (and I'm a
picky bitch). I wanna take over
Channel101 with her someday and
make a pilot about something girly and
fantastic, maybe involving unicorns and
Care bears...but no pink, cuz I hate
pink.
break my shoulder on the set of the
harper teen mystery files because i
brought her a loganberry danish instead
of a currant one, i still think she's a
fantastically wonderful young lady with
some wonderfully fantastic talent.
Andy doing the robot. And somehow,
the world suddenly seems not so bad.
has good taste in music. She has so
many good qaulities... it should be
illegal for that much Andy to be in one
place. May her fascinations with
pederasty and incest take her far in
life.
talk to her sometimes. and then i
think to myself, don't worry. at least
she's probably smarter than you, too.
remeber when we strapped that washtub
to the top of your car? sorry that
didn't turn out better.
That said, Andy makes me laugh and makes me want to cry. She gets four stars. Out of four. Sometimes she makes me want to...Ut ut ut... stop trying to touch her. Jesus. Stop it. Why? Because, if you did, it would be totally terrible. Here. Have some soup.
When I was a junior in high school, I showed
up to school one Saturday morning for my first
ComedySportz workshop. That's when I met
the lovely Andy Goldblatt. We've been pals
ever since. In my will, I'll leave her my dignity.
Let the government try and tax her on THAT!