Sean Michael Carey

L.C. Obourne, T.L.Morgan, St. Jeromes.

being one all around all together guy

The Church of Universal Lite

Jealousy and Betrayal, Saying "Gluestick... we have a problem" or "Gluestick... It's A Staple", Slidding across hardwood floors in my socks, Sweddish Meatballs, Comic Books, Running fast, very very fast, I went camping once, playing music, taking your skin to cover my body of tin, conversations with god, 10/22, The Ghost of Hitler (in a jar), things that will not try and eat me, taking pride in being a very poor speller, Sean, You, Being completely human, not being an alien, I repeat, I was born right here in one of your human health facility, Being stranded on Earth.

Hitchhikers Guide, Hamlet, Rum Diaries, Better Than Sex, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fast Food Nation, About A Boy, Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories

Super Troopers, The Presidents Analyst, Boiler Room, Half Baked, anything by Wes Anderson, Donnie Darko, Amadeus, Garden State, Team America, Cabin Fever, Dawn of the Dead 2004, Crazy Teenagers From Outerspace (sing us out of here Deryk!), Mitchell

Vitamin Party, Ted Leo, Nirvana, Ben Folds Five, Beatles, Neutral Milk Hotel, Vic Thrill, The Strokes, TMBG, Curly Oxide, Beck, The Eels, Jason Falkner, Pavement, The Wrens, Lower 48, Ex-Boyfriends, Cake, They Will Find Us By Our Trail of Bread, The Liquid Slows, More About Blinn, anything Mike Patton related, Fiona Apple, Queen, ELO, John Lennon, The Yoko Ono dead rat recording (it's a real thing)

Entourage, Kids In The Hall, The State, Stella, Arrested Development, Simpsons, The O.C., Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Really, when it comes down to it, I am here to save your life. So read up on this, because when you are standing in front of the laser cannon, and I body tackle you out of the way, JUST IN TIME, I want you to look at my smiling face and say "Thank You Sean Michael, you really did save my life!"

When the post office looses your acid, and it gets delivered to the President of The U.S. of A. Which he mistakes for a milkshake, and now you're wanted for murder. It will be I that drives you safely into Canada. Where you will begin your new life with government supplied health care. This being the case, read my profile so that the car ride can be interesting.

I'll take the bullet for you, cause I know how.

Allow me to enter that knife duel being fought for your honor.

Let's install some bars on these windows, cause I don't like the look of this neighborhood.

We better check the batteries in the smoke detector as well.

Let me finish those dishes so you don't cut yourself on that nasty broken glass.

When you're pounding on the door, and those zombies are getting closer (those bastards can move, let me tell you) I will open it from the inside, shot gun in hand, and take them down while you flee to safety.

Would you care for the last pork chop?
Need a pint of blood or beer?
Does your homely sister need a date to Senior Prom?
Help you with your taxes, shred those pesky incriminating documents, prevent you from renting bad movies.

I'm your man.

It is my job to make sure that you are NEVER lying in a puddle of your own blood, trying to hold in your intestines saying "Where the hell was Sean Michael?!"

Now....
since that is in the clear...
a little about me.
I love chocolate milk, ginger ale, pickles, long walks on the beach, and being surrounded by beautiful women.
My awesomeness is exceeded only by my willingness to be awesome.

Trust me baby, you wanna be my friend.

Zombies need not apply.

Yes, I do believe I nailed that question, ask me another.

Also Joe Don Baker, Jon Saxon, Joel, Joe Walker IV, Bruce Campbell, Brian Michael Bendis, Vic Thrill and most importantly Curly Oxcide.

Let it be known, next year when Curly Oxide is huge and everyone is all Curly Oxide this and Curly Oxide that. I've been a fan for years.