• Dee Wong

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      • Victor
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      • que lastima que este sitio nunca va ser divertido tal como habia sido en 2002. especially because it's en espanol now!

        go clean some bathrooms.
      • Eugene
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      • Lauren
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      • What can I say about Dee Wong. We became friends in highschool because we were both chronically late and were two of the skinniest people our class. Amazingly Dee had quite the ass at the time, I know thats off topic but I thought it should be noted. I've been there through the stalking and the brief ho gear phase, and she's been there through my coach phase on to my love of dooney and bourke. All thats left to say is "MADNESS NIGGA, JEA WHITEY!!"
      • Posted
      • Your boyfriend's pretty funny. I'm back in town, text me a "Yo" and we'll shoot the shit.

        I miss hearing you say "you're stupid"
      • Eugene
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      • Despite being told by Dee a myriad of times "I hate you," "You suuuuck," "You're mean," "You smell," "You're a loser," "You're a pervert," "You're stupid, "You're immature," I know deep down inside...there's a roasted peanut lodged in her small intestine.

        At her best, Dee is serene and silver-tongued, while at her worst, she is cute and playful...and at her drunkest she is spiteful and adventurous (spelunker of questionable apartment alleys, Harlem). She is easy to lift, and has no will power. She is traditionaaaaaal. If I had to liken her to an animal, I would answer the care bear. She likes little kids a little too much if you get what I'm saying...little. Dee is a chump...and a pip squeak...and a drugstore cowboy. She likes to take long pauses on the beach and hold hands. Real romantical.
      • Russ
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      • Happy Week-Before-Birthday.. WHO is
        sure Dee is not Jesus?? Well, she's got
        less candles.

        Than Jesus. Happy birthday!

        ::this card sponsored by a Jesuit
        institution::
      • Tommy
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      • D D D...Normally testimonials contain
        bland and repetitive shoe-shining of the
        person it's being written for...all while
        making yourself seem great, you won't
        find any of that here, I'm afraid. D, my
        little baby cousin D. She's always been
        a punk. Piano? Violin? Those are just
        dusty ornaments. What did she do
        when she was younger? Jump on
        trampolines with her little sis' Amy.
        Jumped, jumped, jumped they did.
        From morning straight thru till night.
        One might assume (correctly) that her
        brain would be affected negatively by all
        that trauma to the head...what with all
        the shaking and spinning. When she
        got older, she wanted to get baggy,
        long jeans that would drag on the
        ground and clean the streets of Toronto
        as she walked. I guess that's
        commendable except for the fact that
        she tracked that sh*t back into our
        house. Last time I saw her, she was in
        a zombie make-up phase...What's next
        for D? I still love my baby cousin
        though...there are biffers and bo
      • Victor
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      • Dee is 100% concentrate. 200%
        concentration. Dee is 100% consenting.
        I don't like her when shes Juice. I
        like her when shes SPRUCE! Dee is
        great, if you like spending time with
        someone you makes you learn that the
        true meaning of life can be experienced
        in terms of matching colors...dont hang
        out with her..she will school you. She
        is also quicker than lightening when it
        comes to MARXISM. She once told
        me..."victor, why do you cry so much?"
        to which i replied..."because i laugh
        you"...she then somehow turned me into
        a marxist!!!?
      • JP
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      • I met Dee when I was a senior in
        college. She proved to me that out of
        a group of silly freshmen, there's
        always bound to be someone (in my
        case, her) who is intelligent and cool.
        Or maybe I was just delusional - I
        don't know Dee - hehe.
      • Russ
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      • "THE STORY OF DEE'S LEFT EYE" Yes, once
        upon a time, even the most lethargic
        tourist of lackadaisical imprecision,
        spare of time and bereft of interest,
        could locate "Dee's left eye" with
        brain-exploring accuracy. Note the
        photo at above left, i.e.
        your "screen's" NW territory. There it
        is, plain to perceive and flummoxing to
        see: that left eye. Once upon a time.
        But this is why G. Washington invented
        the photo-graphe - to holde forever,
        upon yon explorative braine, existence
        as suche. "Dee's left eye" once rode
        horses and held her liquor for her, in
        a bag made of glass.. perhaps too much.
        The point is, "Dee's left eye" was
        eventually conquered by the aggressive
        influx of a hanging-bangs hair-troop,
        leaving us few survivors insatiably
        flummoxed. Consult her living specimen
        (some say "spectre") - the eye has
        disappeared. Where is it today?
        EPILOGUE/SOLUTION: Wh..who is Dee?
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