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Christopher Lorenzen
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Interested In:
Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Phoenix
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Christopher's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/740764
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Occupation:
City Employee (Lazy)
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What I enjoy doing:
Travelling, Judaism, Reading, Hiking, Chess, Movies, Very Young Boys!!!
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Favorite Books:
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc, The Night Trilogy, Heart of Darkness
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Favorite Movies:
Last of the Mohicans, Donnie Darko(I want to be in Sparklemotion)
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Favorite Music:
Alternative(whatever that means), World music, Classical, Celine Dion
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Favorite TV Shows:
PBS
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About Me:
I have included some pictures on my profile page to better acquaint you(the viewer) with me(me). The first is
just a basic run of the mill pic that i yanked from my Ford Modelling Agency portfolio. I like to think of it as
my
"dirty chic" look. The second is what I looked like before I invested $268,000 in plastic surgery, skin
bleaching,
liposuction and gender reassignment. The third is Ernie, the charming yet disturbingly large and malignant
looking zit that developed on my friend Brian Hopping's back. At one point, Ernie developed several strands
of
hair and the beginnings of teeth and fingernails, which prompted the nice doctors at Mayo Clinic to remove
him
in a hasty emergency surgical procedure. The fourth picture is my dog Yantz who i have been having a sexual
relationship with for the last several years(my Grandmother, who Yantz and I have been having sexual liasons
with is not pictured). The last picture is what my distended rectum looked like after a particularly frisky
evening involving a double headed dildo, punk pornography and several bottles of poppers. I DO NOT
recommend this combination to anyone.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet people who are liberal, vegetarian, Jewish, HOT, friendly, clever and above all, assets to
the
world of fashion. If you do not meet all of these criteria, then we won't get along. But send me a message
anyway.
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and I could "do it." But I don't think
my female parts would really stop him
from mounting me anyway... I wish he
were straight, he ditches me on my
birthday, I love him more than I
should. He's one I'm glad wasn't
aborted. Love, Castro
before I got the hell out of his god
forsaken hometown. For those of you
who've just stepped into his little
web, beware. Chris is not what he
claims to be. Oh sure, you'll get the
deep ass workout you'd expect from any
experienced muscle powertop . . . but
it's what happens after you've passed
out from the roofies that you don't see
coming. I didn't . . . and it doesn't
show up on lab tests for 3-4 years.
Excuse me if I sound a little bitter,
but I'm the one who has to live with
the constant dripping. At least I got
a few free tows out of the stinkning
triple A card he lent me. Sounds like
a fair deal? Consider this . . . I
still love him. Given half a chance,
I'd run begging back for more.