Alie Girl

Michigan State University, Attended 1997 - 2002, Other, Mass Media Communication

Office Assistant

music, dancing, sex, computers, movies, travel, my husband, my website, webcams, concerts, bisexuality, piercings, tattoos, my psycho cats, hair dye, good food, good books, great conversation, coffee (or just caffeine in general)

Neverwhere, American Gods, Good Omens, Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers, Return of the King, Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, The Hobbit, Girl Interrupted, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Goonies, The Wizard of Oz, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, ET, Neverending Story, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Monty Python, Friday, Alice in Wonderland, Austin Powers, Girl Interrupted, Willy Wonka

Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Chevelle, Esthero, Dido, BT, Stabbing Westward, SRC, Portishead, Tori, John Creamer, Timo Maas, Neptunes, Incubus, Eminem, Garbage, Faithless, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Sarah McLachlan, Peter Gabriel, Poe

Queer as Folk, Will & Grace, West Wing, South Park, Lost, American Idol, Airline, 24, Daily Show, ER, Real World, Road Rules, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Joey, Law & Order: SVU, all of the Animal Cops show, The Office, My Name is Earl, Medium, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Heroes

I'm a bitchy,brutally honest, Yankee Texan with a bad back (and even worse attitude) living with my Coonass husband. I am sarcastic, cynical, and a freedom-loving centrist. I voted for George W. Bush, too. suck it, assclowns.
I have 4 tattoos (with more on the way!) and
10 piercings (the nipples are next when I have some cash).
I am a caffeine-aholic (mmmm venti non-fat peppermint latte no whip, please). I'm not a huge drinker anymore b/c I can't afford it, but I have been known to get my drink and smoke on when the mood strikes me (ie, when someone else is buying). my favorite place to hang out in downtown Houston is the Flying Saucer. if you see a bunch of girls there wearing tiaras, I'm probably one of them. mmmm beer.

I don't normally play well with others, but if you're
intelligent, caffeinated, funny, tattooed & pierced, into "herbal remedies", have a
non-natural hair color, and listen to some of the music I
listen to I'll probably get along with you. flaming idiots
and people looking for a booty call need not apply as I'm a married woman and will probably think you're ugly (and tell you) anyway.