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Patrick is fat, friendly, and very idiotic, but is very good at driving. He is sometimes aggressive and is SpongeBob's best friend. He and SpongeBob have apparently known each other since infancy, and they share many interests (jellyfishing, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, bubble blowing, etc.). In the episode "Rule of Dumb," it is revealed that he and SpongeBob's pet snail, Gary, are cousins, and that he is a prince. Patrick is always stupid, and he often convinces SpongeBob to accompany him in dangerous, fruitless and hare-brained activities, such as playing near fish hooks and eating whole pumpkins. However, in the episode "The Bully," it is noted that he went to community college. His stupidity can be so potent that he sometimes suffers from lapses of memory (like trying to eat a chocolate bar twice or sleeping with his eyes open) and complete shutdown of any thought whatsoever. In some rare ocssions Patrick can show suprising intellect like in "Squidtastic Voyage" he was able to come up with a plan to save both him and Spongebob and the plan was even noted as being right by Sandy. In spite of the disastrous outcomes of Patrick's ideas, SpongeBob constantly attests to Patrick's genius and consults the starfish for advice and guidance. Patrick is revealed to be able to play many instruments like the belly drum. He is usually hairless but can pop hair anywhere he wants.

Patrick has no job or trade and spends most of his time sleeping and watching television under his rock house or playing with SpongeBob. He does give advice to SpongeBob, although it's not usually practical. When he tries to find work, it is shown that he has little practical skill; for example in "Big Pink Loser," he struggles with tasks such as sweeping or opening a jar. He has been employed once by Mr Krabbs in the episode Arrgh! during a game of "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt", only to be fired 2 seconds later. Although he has an extreme skill for doing nothing as shown in "Stanley S. Squarepants." In the Episode "Patrick SmartPants" Patrick becomes extremely smart after falling off a cliff, losing the top of his head, and Spongebob mistakes brain coral for the top of Patrick's head. He has also been a criminal many times in the series, like in the episodes "Life of Crime" and "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" among others.

Patrick has a mother and a father, whose names are Herb and Margie, respectively, but they are rarely seen in the series. Three of Patrick's ancestors are spotted: Patar of the Permian period, a missing link version of Patrick, and Pecos Patrick of 1882's Dead Eye Gulch and Patrick Revere of the Colonial times. He was born on Feburary 26, 1986. His height is 6 inches.

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