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"Describe myself? Oh crap. Um, I'm short and I have brown
hair. I teach theater to little kids and on summer
vacation I..."
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Schools (Other):
Montessori, Elisabeth Morrow, Dwight-Englewood, Amherst College
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Occupation:
Teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
pizza, the beatles, movies, the 80s, funny jokes, funny people, tanztheater wuppertal, art stuff, bubble tea
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Favorite Books:
The Intuitionist, John Henry Days, US Weekly
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Favorite Movies:
Moulin Rouge, Rushmore, Guffman, West Side Story, Eternal Sunshine
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Favorite Music:
Aimee Mann, Rufus Wainwright, Wilco, Beck, Bjork, Magnetic Fields, Roland Satterwhite
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Meet My Folks, Real World
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
Describe myself? Oh crap. Um, I'm short and I have brown
hair. I teach theater to little kids and on summer
vacation I put on plays with people my own age. I can be
clever when I'm not under pressure.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Gwen Stefani.
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i was in therapy the other day trying, as usual, to figure out exactly what is wrong with me, when i had this really vivid memory of you... telling me that the dude in the giant memorial photographic portrait in the library at our high school was actually your brother... and that i shouldn't make fun of how oofy he was, because it hurt your feelings. while i appreciate that your hurt feelings were imaginary, since he was in no way your brother, or in any way acquainted with you, my subsequent gullibly informed guilt has secretly remained a part of me all of these years. also, there is something mildly ridiculous about me making fun of anyone else's oof-factor - especially at that particular stage in my development. on to business: when do i get to witness another one of your excellent plays?
regards,
emily j. wood
Cuban and I'd like her more. She's too Cuban.
castle in England and we met Anne Bolyn's
ghost and she pleaded with us to help her, but
we didn't, we just proceeded to the giant
garden maze and reinacted the Shining. I miss
Cristina...often. No one can recreate
Stonehenge out of french fries quite like her.
She needs to visit CA more, or in fact, dude,
you should just move here. Byeeeeeeeeeeee
carbohydrates but not bugs. One time
we caught a really big bug together
and cristina was more scared than me.
That's why I like her.
Also, cristina is doing a play that is
going up soon and everyone everywhere
should come see it, especially gwen
stefani.
Cristina, who is clever, creative, and
cooool.
I love this gal. She's going to be a
super famous director and razzle dazzle
us all, as she already has.
Cristina. I like her even better. She's my
oldest friend and I love her lots. She is funny
and kind and always knows what I'm talking
about. And she always remembers
everything. I basically would have no
childhood left if Cristina decided to stop
answering her phone.
the hook theres no way to see her
besides looking down. and if you look
down, toward any region off the hook,
do you know what youll see?
cristina. plus shes the hottest cuban
aside from castro and josh garrett
davis, and if you ask her for a cuban
cigar youll proably get a smack on the
mouth and lecture on the dangers of
smoking.