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"i have been on a quest for the perfect chopped liver sammich."
More about Tom
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Occupation:
pimp, mack daddy, looking for the dollah.
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Hobbies and Interests:
biking, reading, urban exploration, cooking, chopped liver sammiches, good beer
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Favorite Books:
anything depressing or about people 'on the other side of the fence' .. vonnegut, bukowski, robbins, fante, just discovered palahniuk
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Favorite Movies:
lots from woody allen, hitchcock, steve martin
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Favorite Music:
violent femmes, ozomatli/jurassic 5, bauhaus, misfits, snoop dogg
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Favorite TV Shows:
i suck. i like to watch garbage on television that doesn't make me a better person or even try to make me think. when there's no garbage on, i'll settle for something like the original twilight zone, friday the 13th, or the simpsons...
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About Me:
i have been on a quest for the perfect chopped liver sammich.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who don't suck who are actually interesting. anything
actually like to go out and do social activities? comedy
clubs, frooping, or exploring random creepy old places in sf.
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and I still have to concentrate to
understand him when he speaks. This man
is out right dangerous when equipped
with an electric juicer, and look out
for his hats.
grade together in sunny AZ. That was
back before his name was Tom. We used
to fight about who got better grades.
He always won, but only because I'm
lazy! I was able to watch him blossom
into the true pimp that he is today.
Many fun times... remember when you &
Brian used to sit with me, the
Bernster, the Hampster and the
Guterster during lunch & you always
made us clean up after your messy
asses? Or all the times we used to
cruise Mill Ave with Sisters of Mercy
blaring in the car... some of my
fondest memories involve you freestylin
about pickles & pimpin'. CA is lucky to
have you!
Wheaty McKellog and the Special Ks, I was of
course rapping under my monicker "Notorious
FOB". We ran into each other at a Denny's,
just as he was starting his Pickelz and 40s
Tour and I was finishing my chicken fried
steak. At first, he hits me up and I think,
"damn, I don't want to fight this big white
dude." But he just said he wanted to have a
sypher to get warmed up before his show.
Well, low and behold, here was the most OG
Polish dude I have ever met! I was floored by
his thuggin' lyrics, so floored in fact that
chicken fried steak came out my noise when I
tried to bust! It was embarassing, but he said
that was cool.
all the cool bars in sf and sj. word...
introduced me to rex the runt....
http://www.aardman.com/rextherunt/windo
w.html
getto style......
just a wee little hacker and he'd
always thrown down raps fom his
band 'Kosher K' they had one good hit
called 'Two live jews'. Good shit I'm
tellin ya. Oh ya, he would also get all
crazy when I talked about dating his
little sister.
destroyed my inflatable chair. Jesus,
an inflatable chair. What the fuck was
I thinking?
me that one can be super, limp, and a
pimp, all at the same time. he also
wears a mean afro wig and can rap.
people say he's all domesticated
nowadays and not a geek any more, but
who else do you know who has redundant
wiring to his car sound system?
verdict: DIAMOND GEEZER
representin luvly.
Don't step to the mighty kosher kielbasa.