Shellie Rae

The Last Supper

Female, 27, In a Relationship
Interested In: Friends
Member Since: Mar 2004
Location: Albuquerque, NM
Hometown: Somerset, WI
College: Beloit College
Company: Zing, Alibi, Apex Test Prep
Shellie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/7439591

"God damn-I'm hot, I'm a bitch, and I'm a hypocrite. If you don't love that, then there's something wrong with you-perhaps..."

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Schools:
Somerset Hi, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000
Schools (Other):
Somerset HS, UWRF, Beloit College
College/University:
Beloit College, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, History, Russian Studies
Occupation:
Helpin the Kids and the Community
Affiliations:
Beloit Track: All-American Hurdler, AlaBama Crotchrot, Dirty 32, Torchy Laine, The Dog Park, Fuck Em in the Face with Brass Knuckles, the Bubblers
Hobbies and Interests:
getting hit on by old men, biking the streets of Querque on my 61 Schwinn, playing with Bully, laundry, talking about how great Bill Clinton is, Driving around aimlessly whenever I can, Sending people random shit in the mail
Favorite Books:
Strunk and White, The Little Prince, The World According to Garp, Jane Eyre, and soon I Have No Time, a masterpiece written by myself, Chrisy Buzzard, and the No Time man himself, Jonathan Lane: You wanna make out? I have NO TIME. Come back when you have time for Sex.
Favorite Movies:
The Program, Major League II, The Last Unicorn, Anything with Sylvester Stalone, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, but definatly not Better off Dead, I would be better of dead than watching that movie, Shit.
Favorite Music:
Ahhh Shit-You know what I'm talking about-Warm it up Kris!
Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfield, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Days of Our Lives, and of course Laguna Beach-The Real OC, I hate that Kristen bitch
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
About Me:
God damn-I'm hot, I'm a bitch, and I'm a hypocrite. If you don't love that, then there's something wrong with you-perhaps you're one of those water signs that isn't as great as Lynne Haynor, but who knows. All I know is that I'm probably one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet-just ask my dad.
Who I Want to Meet:
There's always some obvious people that don't really need to be mentioned: Abe, Elvis, and Bill.
But after that - I prefer people who don't wear shorts or drink grape juice, if you fit that description, you're in.

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Robert
Posted
Yo yo! Long time no talk. Hows life in NM? I bet you wish you were over here in the monsoon like Seattle country... Life is good here, finally bounced outta Beloit a while ago, and now Im a working man. You ever see Dodd down there?

Bethany
Posted
this girl is more than amazing and if you cant appreciate that then get out of the new mexican sun. let me expound; so when i returned from rome to paris without my toothpaste, what did i find in my room??? only the birthday present of organic toothpaste from shellie rae from about a month earlier!!!! how did this girl know that i would so despereately need toothpaste a month after she sent it to me? the gods of amazingness only know because they were the ones that created her. she's amazing so back off!!!!!!
i heart you shellie!
bisous

Brian
Posted
Will you update your fucking Friendster blog already? Are you dead?

Larry
Posted
Shellie
You are a crazy girl, but you're cool though. Mad props for all your success. Who knew slow ass(j/k) distance runners could roll like that. Til' next time we meet.....

Lisa
Posted
Back me up here people. Shellie is a swell gal. Such a lovely dedicated friend. And when does she get the time to send letters and Christmas cards and glue pictures and sparkles to them. It always makes me so happy to get mail from her and it makes me feel guilty that I have yet to visit or send her mail on a regular basis. But is it posssible that there is a little malevolence in her cards? I open her letters immediately and BAM!!!!! KERPOW! Confetti all over the fuckin place. Now was that celebratory confetti or, Lisa, Bitch..you better write me back this time? I may never know.....

Dena
Posted
I am a better person for having known
Shellie. My only wish is that I could
have chilled with her more. I always
thought she was so cool.

Ian
Posted
Shellie, your blog is filled with more
cussin' than I heard when I worked at
sea. I love it.

Lily
Posted
though this may seem like a tit for tat
testimonial, i will say that sometimes i
would think "that girl's so awesome, i
bet i'm not even on her cool-dar. (...
you know, like gaydar for the awesome)
but then, she creeps up into my family
and i'm going to be in duke city in all
of two days and holy crap there she'll
be as well. so there. awesome i say!

Jo Sep
Posted
Suspended Florida State quarterback
Wyatt Sexton was taken to a hospital
by police who say they observed him
behaving strangely, lying in the street
and telling them he was God.

shellie the roast is z 4th not z 2nd. but
hopefully we can be like Mr. Sexton on
the 2nd.

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