Esso once threw a kitten off his
victorian, and then ran down three
flights of stairs to catch it. It
landed smack in the middle of his arms,
but not before he stopped to call his
mom, shave his chest, and make a
fajita. (the fajita he ate after
catching the kitty.) For this, we call
him Suspendo. He looks harmless, but
that is his game. Women, watch out.
Esso finds himself begrudgingly
breaking at least 3 hearts a day (some
of them even womens'). But a life of
living alone is a small price to pay
for being the savior of a sacred city.
I believe that Esso will find nirvana
when he comes back in his next life -
as a blissfully ignorant chinchilla.
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victorian, and then ran down three
flights of stairs to catch it. It
landed smack in the middle of his arms,
but not before he stopped to call his
mom, shave his chest, and make a
fajita. (the fajita he ate after
catching the kitty.) For this, we call
him Suspendo. He looks harmless, but
that is his game. Women, watch out.
Esso finds himself begrudgingly
breaking at least 3 hearts a day (some
of them even womens'). But a life of
living alone is a small price to pay
for being the savior of a sacred city.
I believe that Esso will find nirvana
when he comes back in his next life -
as a blissfully ignorant chinchilla.