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      Lisa
      Female, 29, Single, Sacramento, CAMore
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      • Jon
      • Posted
      • Lisa is know for such hits as "Bandages
        on my crotch and my face for you...
        bandages, bandages, bandageh eh es",
        and "Yo, what the herps goin' be?" A
        member of the J.W.C.L.E. as well
        (though she thinks it's one bitch of an
        acronym). I wonder when is the next
        time we're gonna ride the white horse.
        As the Make Up would say "Oh baby, I
        just wanna... I just need tah ... I
        just wanna Ohhhhhhhhhhh BUSTED!" Ain't
        she great?
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • Lisa photographs quite nicely,
        contrary to un-popular opinion.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Lisa is a P.I.M.P! No, "she's just a
        rida-rida, doin' big things babay
        babay..." Yeah don't mess with Lisa
        is all I gotta say. Dude, I love this
        chik! Lisa will one day rule all the
        animals on the earth, and take damn
        good care of them too =)
        Love ya Lisa, later f#*kers!!
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • lisa is the shiznizzle. shes is hella
        funny and everyone is cracked out to
        the world of mrs sullivan. i do like
        the buttrock poster. Lisa has good
        taste in music. she likes ted "butt"
        nuggent.....nuff said.
      • Sub Culture
      • Posted
      • Lisa loves Tabasco sauce & Thai food!
        Well maybe not tabasco sauce...I'll
        never forget when I bet she could not
        drink a whole bottle of tabasco for $5.
        The look on her face after drinking the
        whole bottle was well worth it. She
        should have bet me $10. I felt sorry
        for her when she had to run to the
        restroom afterwards. Will you forgive
        me...well even if she doesn't, she is
        still a great friend to hang out with.
      • Billy
      • Posted
      • I would like to think that I am the one
        who convinced Lisa into dating my
        roommate Sean. Call me Mr. Matchmaker,
        call me Mr. Mister, however you look at
        it, I gave Lisa the courage and lifted
        her spirits into creating one of
        Sacramento's biggest power couples
        ever. Plus enough pills downed with
        alcohol and the girl will do anything.
        And I mean anything! Like one time she
        drove Sean and I to the movies. That
        shit was crazy! But if I could get
        serious with you guys. Let me take it
        down a little, ah there we go. Lisa is
        by far the funniest girl I know. The
        shit that comes out at her is awe
        inspiring. It's in her programming.
        Sorry, last time.
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • I do Lisa on a regular bases. That's
        about it. No, seriously she's a cool
        chick, that I do. Not many people are
        aware of the fact that Lisa is a robot
        sent here from the distant future, New-
        New Jersey to be exact. In her native
        tounge she is known as "Fuckbot" which
        loosly translates too: "The Soiler of
        the Harvest". She's at her most
        beautiful when she wakes up in the
        morning.
      • Ken-knee
      • Posted
      • lisa is monotone. i think lisa is way
        way cool. when im around lisa i just
        want to bite her so hard. not to damage
        lisa skin no no. but just because
        hanging out is just not good enough.
        shes funny and hot. sub to that shes
        clever and a great hide and seeker.
        well her seek can get a bit better but
        hay, everyone needs help somewhere.
        lisa will one day be my "A" list pal.
        who says she not already?
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Sheeeiiit what you talkin' bout Lisa??
        You know all them boyz be crazy about
        you, and we all know why: not only are
        you an honorary dude at heart [which
        makes for a bomb personality], you're
        hella funny, and not to mention hot to
        trot!! uhhh oops, scratch that trot
        part.
        By the way, I loved that "who want's
        to be ordinary in a carzy mixed up
        world..." You know how many people
        that song applies to?!? yeah, you
        know...can you say leon, berry, and
        blennon!!! hahaha!
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Umm...so Joel Montana finally decided
        to come out of hibernation. he was
        kickin' it on top of my car =)
        So, uh Lisa, should we invite this
        Davis Bowie guy to our party??

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