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"I have a lazy eye. My doctor recently told my I ought to have an operation that will cut the muscles in my good eye, thus..."
More about Ashley
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More About Ashley
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Schools (Other):
The Hockaday School, Occidental College, Alliant University, CSPP
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College/University:
Occidental College, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Student
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Affiliations:
APA
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Hobbies and Interests:
Photography, Writing, Jungian Theory, Horror Movies, Thrift Store Shopping
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Favorite Books:
I Claudius, Invisible Partners, Hobbitt, Life of Pi, Raymond Carver, Henry Miller, A.S. Byatt
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Favorite Movies:
Last Unicorn, The Cook the Theif his Wife and Her Lover, Three Women, Velvet Goldmine, The Stuff, Phantasm, Sense and Sensability, Superstar, Spinal Tap, Cronenberg, Ang Lee
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Favorite Music:
Morrissey, The Smiths, The French Kicks, The Decembrists, Wilco, The Shins, Beatles, Grandaddy, Beck, Pulp, Ryan Adams, Broken Social Scene, Supergrass, Pavement, Mercury Rev, T Rex, Ken Stringfellow, Jeff Buckley, Kings of Convenience
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Top Model, Adventures of Pete & Pete
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About Me:
I have a lazy eye. My doctor recently told my I ought to have an operation that will cut the muscles in my good eye, thus putting my eyes on an even, albeit weaker, playing field. But who would I be with out my lazy eye? Would I still be me?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone funny, generous, curious, and who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
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Testimonials and Comments for Ashley
another airshow is the only reason I would
return to the aviation industry. I went to
Oshkosh, Wisconsin once, looking for
Ashley. She wasn't there. You can imagine
my disappointment. I've only been graced
with this angel's presence for one sweet
night, but when I next travel to her city, I pray
she shows me the light. Amen.
find the secret way into it and you will
forever be grateful that she did
hideously ugly and obese beyond all
imagination, ashley kicks ass! i love
her and miss her and wanna hug her
over and over and over again. and i
just realized that she loves the last
unicorn as much as i do! only someone
as cool as me could do that, and
that's saying a lot. but why does she
look so sad in her picture, i don't
understand. i think she misses me.
dearest even though she still lives in
la and never returns my calls. i
loved painting the town pink with her,
masturbating to the smiths, hanging
out in sex shops, and mocking all the
silverlake hipster tragedies while
simultaneously trying to emulate
them. i hope ashley is aware of her
sexual power and rare intelligence cuz
i am and it makes me happy when i'm
feeling low. she's like xanax on a
rainy day!
movies. i would and have lied and obstructed
justice to see the best of the worst with her.
there really can never be too much eye
gouging.
nights in the suburbs of america, i
invariably think of riding a two person
bike around the streets of north
dallas well after midnight with
ashley. and while i'm certain its an
empirical impossibility, in my
memory at least, van morrison is
always playing in the background.
thanks ashley.
spending time with Ashley was: "I feel
like there's three people here: you,
me, and your brain." And some brain it
is. One thing about Ash: she'll think
harder than you. She will also,
frustratingly, know the coolest thing
to do on any given night of the week.
Blessings to the one she invites
(suggestion, when attempting to be that
one: USE FRIENDSTER. Cuz homegirl
straight up won't answer a phone).
You know, the ones that you can talk to
after months of not speaking, but you
can still connect with like you just
spoke to her yesterday. She's a great
accomplice in crimes AND super witty
and fun to hang out with. Oh the
trouble that we used to get into!
we were roomates our freshman year of
college. yes, we had our ups and
downs, but she showed up at the very
first protest i organized, i thought
it was SUCH a big deal, and there
ashley comes, walking straight to the
front of the crowd of ten people and
raised her fist in a revolutionary
salut. how cute is that? what a
supportive friend.